Why do I usually get the crap guests?

[Tisiphone]

I had a nice run of guest on Regis, but today it's Howie Mandel. UGH

 

[Donovan]

I used to think that about him when he shot rubber gloves off his head, but when you listen to him do real interviews that guy is a neurotic mess. Fascinating as hell, when he starts talking about the OCD stuff he went through.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, his OCD shines on tv, which is why I don't like captioning him. Let's just say I use a lot of dashes.

 

[Cassie]

I hate Howie Mandel. SRSLY. There aren't many celebrities that I just flat out don't like, but I want to puke when I see his face.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT ABOOT THE JUBILEE SHOWGIRLS????

(I didn't watch, that's what it said in the program grid)

 

[Tisiphone]

They did the opening, and they were okay. Kelly came out in a headress.

And then she and five other gals did a Girl's Night Out and you can tell Kelly is LIT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't think anyone could de her job sober.

 

[Tisiphone]

I feel that way about mine as well.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need the opposite for mine, I keep dozing off at my keyboard. But I hate cocaine...

 

[Tisiphone]

It loves you though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I keep eyeing that 5 Hour Energy bottle at the Korean market -- anyone try it?

(SEE WOT I DID THERE?)

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sure someone's mixed it with vodka.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mmmm...Stoli Orahnj & 5 Hour Energy...I'll have to have my bartender friend at Stonewall put on his lab coat...

 

[Tisiphone]

Get thee to iteth. And let thou knowest how it goeth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

O_O

I'll have what you're having.

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL. I'm high on boredom. I'm gonna bottle it, then make a fortune.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need to log in to work in 2 1/2 hours. There's so much I should be doing with my spare time...WHATS WRONG WITH ME WACKY?

 

[Tisiphone]

You're just too cool for school.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The MAN don't accept that as an answer for a lot of things...

 

[Loktar]

I hate Howie Mandel. SRSLY. There aren't many celebrities that I just flat out don't like, but I want to puke when I see his face.

I liked him but that was before he shaved his head and got the stupid soul patch chin pubes thing.