THE CAPE

[CaptainWacky]

Watching it now.

His son looks weird.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Where were we?" It's a comic, it can't take that long to read.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG IT'S VINNIE JONES, I'M EXCITED NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is pretty shit so far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, I get it, it's a comedy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The evil carnival in Heroes never did anything like this.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is so fucking rushed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah, he's ready. 29 minutes into the first episode and he's mastered everything the carnival have been doing for years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh it's that girl from Terminator. Winter Something?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So instead of telling his son his dad's alive, he makes him think a comic book character is real. That won't screw the boy up at all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a crinimal who ends every sentence with "man" or "dawg". JUST LIKE REAL LIFE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SECOND EPISODe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes I can pretend the bad guy is still playing Franklin from True Blood and his scenes are kind of funny, I guess.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Hunting Portman"? I know what that's like!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Hey Tara, watch how fast I make this 3D computer display spin."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did they name their son after an Enterprise character anyway?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Summer Glau looks nice with that hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Right, so, he doesn't actually have super powers but he can still disappear into thin air by swirling his cape around. How does that work?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So, umm, yeah...

The second episode was a bit better. But still like "a decent episode of Smallville" quality. The guy playing the Cape and Summer Glau did a good job with some cheesy dialogue and Franklin has a good evil chuckle. But I can't see how this won't get cancelled quickly.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

SPOILERS, MOFO!!! Nah, I don't care, I'm not a stickler for that shit. I'll watch it tonight. Don't wanna read all your posts, can you give it a letter grade?