LIvING IN THE BATHROOM

[CaptainWacky]

Is it practical?

 

[Mirah]

Only when you are hurling sick and the cold tile floor feels good against your body and your only needs are a toilet to get sick in and a sink to wash up in.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sure. You have the shower and terlet to service your basic needs, and I'm sure you have a couple of electrical outlets available to plug in your fridge and television.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have a thing about food in the bathroom. Can't do it.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I can eat an entire sandwhich in the bathroom while simultaneously reading a magazine and pinching a loaf.

 

[Cassie]

If it was a really big bathroom with a desk fora computer and a place for a fridge, and a little bed for the dog.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[Rose from Moonstruck] There's an old saying my mother used to tell me, yo wanna hear it? "Don't shit where you eat!" [/Rose from Moonstruck]

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not want to live in my bathroom.

 

[Loktar]

I would not want to live in my bathroom.

Me neither. I'd die from the noxious fumes of my smelly rotten egg/cabbage/garlic farts and smelly poops.

 

[Dr Dave]

What is wrong with you?

 

[Loktar]

poor digestive system.

 

[Yub]

CHEW YOUR FOOD MORE, LOKTAR.

 

[Loktar]

I try but the meat just slides down my throat hole

 

[Cassie]

EAT MORE FIBER.

 

[Yub]

I try but the meat just slides down my throat hole

OMG GAY METAPHOR I just threw up a little

 

[Mirah]

Is it practical?

Why are you living in your bathroom?

It is only practical when wolves are outside of your door, it is the '80's, you are a kid, you have a flashlight and you are scared and for some reason the bathroom is the safest place to be? Plus that was before cordless phones and the bathroom lock was not really that strong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have food delivered to me. I'd have a corner of the room for eating.

 

[Loktar]

OMG GAY METAPHOR I just threw up a little

Gay Metaphor? Maybe you just have a dirty mind. I was thinking of the scene in Little Nicky where Mr Beefy teaches Nicky how to eat.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'd have food delivered to me. I'd have a corner of the room for eating.

You should be so lucky! Oy!

 

[Dr Dave]

You might feel a little trapped after a while.