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Ever have a close friend you would really like to bone?

whisky

whisky

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But you didn't want to ruin the friendship?

Or your current relationship.

Or both.
 
I've had close friends I really wanted to bone. Then I boned them. They're still close friends.
 
Yes.

In once case, it was wonderful. Lasted 3 months. Still remember the time with a smile.

In all other cases: I have resisted the temptation.
 
Then you are lucky.
 
Yes. I've this way about Wacky for several years now.
 
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 
Gagh said:
Yes. I've this way about Wacky for several years now.
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Tomtrek doesn't know how lucky he is... :(:(:(:(:(:(

NOT THAT I CCARE!!1 :phpeek:

(Hell yes I've felt like that. Not really much you can do except hope it'll fade in time.)
 
Ever have a close friend you would really like to bone?
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Nope.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
(Hell yes I've felt like that. Not really much you can do except hope it'll fade in time.)
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Or move in with them, lolamirite.


(Maybe I'm just projecting my feelings unto you?)
 
I don't know if this is a similar sort of fetish, but I think it's fairly normal - has anyone owned a cat for over 10 years, and then felt a massive urge to giftwrap it and pass it to a random stranger in the street?

No?

Just me?
 
I have many urges to do things that are either bad for my soul, bad for my existence or just plain odd.

I had an urge today to chop off a finger, it reminded me of Vyvian in the Young Ones.

So, sex with friends is a little like giftwrapping the cat. Consider the consequences as part of the total enjoyment. Gagh has balanced the unbridled joy of his actions, against the probably hunting down by 14 year old boys from 4Chan and being villified by Jon Snow on Channel 4 news.

All about balance...
 
Gagh said:
I don't know if this is a similar sort of fetish, but I think it's fairly normal - has anyone owned a cat for over 10 years, and then felt a massive urge to giftwrap it and pass it to a random stranger in the street?

No?

Just me?
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Yeah, I know, right? Only it's me who it's being passed on to. I usually just keep the giftwrap and toss the cats out before they start searching for the litterbox.
 
I neither confirm nor deny!
 
That means yes!
 
*looks shifty*
 
I've boned many close friends. Mainly cause if I get in a relationship with a chick, I make sure she's close-friend material before we make it O-fficial. AND THEN I BONE THE WHOOPSIE OUTTA DE BYORTCH!!!
 
Not you, you BOWL OF TORTILLA ZOOP! :pissed:
 
I know an unusual amount of gorgeous women.
 
There's girl at church who's cute and funny and musically gifted and all sorts of other stuff. She's definitely bonable. It gives me a headache...in both of them. Thankfully my brain in firmly in control of what I do, as opposed to my penis.
 
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