More Pro Penguin Propaganda!

[Dr Dave]

That's right, you heard right. A movie is coming out that is clearly just more pro penguin propaganda, that movie good sirs and ladies is Happy Feet 2.

This movie, ignores the fact that Penguins are evil and part of the tri animal conspiracy against humans and just portrays them as cute and nice.

Now I've not seen the movies (just the adverts) but I know they are all just Pro Penguin Propaganda!

*shakes fist*

 

[Loktar]

How can Penguins be evil? Look how cute they are in this video.
[YOUTUBE]MCWjGMetU0E[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

All a part of their plan.

 

[headvoid]

I helped promote Happy Feet when it came out.

It's not something I am proud of.

I even helped create an army of 6 foot tall penguins.

Yet more proof that I am the antichrist. I should check my scalp for tattoo's shouldn't I?

 

[Tisiphone]

The Antichrist? Really?

*primps*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good use of penguins in movies = Batman Returns.

 

[Dr Dave]

That showed the true nature of Penguins.

It should be noted that the penguins which The Penguin was using, would have turned on him eventually.

 

[Dr Dave]

Double post!

 

[Cassie]

I bet penguins are tasty.

 

[Dr Dave]

That could be!

 

[Loktar]

I bet penguins are tasty.

I bet penguins are toasty when you cuddle with their cuteness. SQUEEE!

 

[Dr Dave]

Or better yet, over a BBQ.

 

[Loktar]

Or better yet, over a BBQ.

Or wrapped in the Big Beautiful Quilt.

So cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY CAN'T EVEN FLY.

 

[Loktar]

Neither can humans.

(without mechanical assistance)

 

[Dr Dave]

We're not birds, they are!

 

[Loktar]

Birds are better than bees!

 

[jack]

Penguins are filthy, and vicious

 

[Tisiphone]

As anyone who saw "Meet The Spartans" can attest to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MEET THE PAQUINS?