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I saw Sasquatsch

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NeonMercuryASH

beer, I want beer
who might be another of Jack's Socks. Or Jack's Big foot!
 
Jack is more "Ewok" than bigfoot.
 
Ewok rhymes with sock. e-sock. You don't wash them; you delete them.
 
Nothing that hard to spell can be real.
 
actually, it probably is. Remember DB Cooper? Hijacked a plane. Got a ransom. Parachuted out. They never found his body. They found a 65 million year old TRex, but a 40 year old dead guy carrying a million dollars in a parachute . That one, they missed. If they say he's real, you know some asshole, will want a trophy.
 
They found a bagful of rotted cash last couple years that made them think dude got killed on impact or in the woods. And just to tie your example even more closely to the original "hard to spell" scenario: DB Cooper is a misnomer based on somebody misspelling the name on the ransom note, where the guy called himself "Dan Cooper".
 
Okay. Doesn't matter. The only one who would care is the one who signs the death certificate.
 
Speaking of that guy-during that time my uncle was kidnapped by a man who resembled Mr. Cooper.
 
Which reminds me of a joke:

A man dies and both his wife and his mistress are called to the morgue to ID his body. The wife tell the attendant that the husband has a distinctive tattoo on his penis that reads SWAN. The mistress, confused by this said "No he doesn't, it says SASKATCHEWAN."

Cuz see? The wife never saw him with a hard on. hahaha.

Okay, it's not that funny. Nevermind.
 
Actually, it's hilarious.
 
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I've got a bright green pip! Thanks Jibbles!! :phpheartbeat:
 
Congrats, but how much karma do Mirah and I need to get all our copper and on to the stars?
 
wasn't sasquatch the nickname CU gave to Morrhigan?
 
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