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Where is the welcome thread?
- Thread starter Felony
- Start date
jack
The Legendary Troll King
I am so glad you're here. Which body parts would you like to show us. Fucking bitch, I don't mean it anyway, so fuck off.
Felony
June 17th, 2014 9am
How did I know you are not a dog? I was too busy deciphering the numbers up there you gave us.
Miss Demeanor
New member
Ooooh look Fel! A ham sandwich!!
toot them booties. Where them ingga ass girls at?
Felony
June 17th, 2014 9am
That Gear chick is smoking, did you tell her to quit too?
Mirah
I love you
But you have far more patience than me. I do not bother with newbies.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
A) You opened this thread with, "... So if you are bored, go ahead and fake welcome me in this thread." I did not fake welcome you to this thread. I wrote only a true fact and asked you a genuine question as a conversation ice breaker.
B) I do not know if you smoke. The person in your avatar is smoking. Your avatar is a representative of your persona on this site. However, it is a true fact that my sister died from lung cancer from smoking cigarettes.
Felony said:
A) If you paid attention you would know I am presumed to be that "Gear chick" or that "Gear chick" is presumed to be me. While it is possible I might talk to myself on occasion, I do not need to tell myself to stop smoking when I quit smoking about six years ago. What you might find interesting to know is Jack owes me/Gear a soul kiss for every day of those six years that I have not smoked. If you are capable of simple math, you will see that is an impressive number and be jealous.
B) The "Gear chick" is not technically smoking. It appears that she is holding a cigarette which may or may not be lit as there is no obvious burning ember or smoke.