Richard Branson quotes

[headvoid]

Many people see him as an archetypal Bond villain. This may stem from his slavish behaviour towards investment banking, his purchase of state assets such as rail and the health service, his wavy hair and the Caribbean island hideout with laser guided missiles and robot army.

I disagree, his quotes have helped me in business and in REACHING MY POTENTIAL. As I search for meaning and self value while writing dog food and comparison site adverts his words do nothing but cheer me. They propel me to a greater, more meaningful future.

Post your favourite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Hurley was the best one in Lost" - unprompted

 

[Cassie]

The earth is flat and you are fat. (hacked email)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I would buy Amtrak but I'd be too embarrassed to be seen riding on it."

 

[headvoid]

This is a real one.

What, like RUNNING THE FUCKIN RAILWAYS?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Virgin trains - national shame"
"Virgin - great planes, shit trains" - Unknown Virgin trains passenger.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember Virgin Cola?

From 1996, the 500 ml bottles were marketed as "The Pammy", as their curves were designed to resemble Pamela Anderson who was at the height of her popularity in the UK at the time.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Cola#cite_note-independent160296-2

Urgh.

In 1998, Branson himself attended the USA launch of Virgin Cola, driving a tank into New York City's Times Square as part of the launch.

What.

 

[Cassie]

"I'm growing this beard for the chipmunks"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I could have hosted The Apprentice if I'd wanted to, but I was busy actualising myself that day."

 

[Dershocka]

"I am an American, and don't know much about Richard Branson. Only that he hangs out with Maryiah Carey, and shits outdoors on his private island. Don't he have a space plane, or something?"

Dershocka

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Richard Branson convinced Kate Winslet to turn down Titanic 2.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I named my company Virgin to amuse children."

 

[CaptainWacky]

AAAH, I just turned to The Simpsons and he was guest voicing. HE'S EVERYWHERE.

 

[headvoid]

"Some people say I am some sort of modern day villain! Ridiculous I say, just before I blast them with my PLASMA DEATH RAY."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"What? Am I concerned that I'm starting to look like Colonel Sanders?..."

"..."

"...well I AM NOW!"

 

[Dershocka]

"I look like the lost BEE GEE"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Richard Branson gives an employee some sugar.

 

[Cassie]

I don’t go to work thinking, ‘Right, I’m going to be more heart-throbby today.’

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/mammothfactory/status/767108939213406208

 

[Cassie]

Which one is the creepy assistant church pastor?!!!!