Things we hate about TNG Season 1

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate that the violins weren't tuned together for the opening title theme.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Great joy... AND gratitude!

 

[whisky]

Monotone skies.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Data as Pinocchio.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Riker wasn't quite as sexy as he would soon become.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nobody's hair was right.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The entirety of "Angel One".

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Oh, and "When the Bough Breaks"

 

[Cassie]

Troi's ridiculous hair and costumes.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

That pissant old Captain who had a peanut for a head and kept pretending to be French.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The entirety of "Angel One".

Futurama improved on it immensely with the addition of SNU-SNU.

 

[Cassie]

Also, why did they have to make Data's skin greenish? Then they were stuck with it. I guess they wanted to make sure we realized he's an android.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

"If you prick me, do I not... leak?"

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yar vs. Yareena in the electrified coil spring arena of DOOM.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOTHING.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The beige, which mostly looked orange until the HD version came out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate that the violins weren't tuned together for the opening title theme.

(This is the real reason I started the thread -- bugs the fuck out of me)

 

[CaptainWacky]

They still had that lame Crusher character before they replaced her forever with the superior Pulaski in season two.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Picard didn't say "Shut up Wesley" in every episode.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That time Geordi went "yeah, woooo wheee!"

(Really, it happened.)