Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
No funeral. No viewing. No coffin. Just cremate me. Put my ashes in a cardboard box. Sprinkle them over the place of my chosing. Instead of spending all that money on bullshit pomp and circumstance, there will be a provision in my will to send a good bottle of whiskey to each of my closest loved ones with instructions to get hammered (crying is optional) and move on. When the bottle of whiskey is finished, so should be their sorrow.
Everything after that, they're paying for. If you're looking for money after I'm dead for some stupid, morbid fascination with my dead corpse, go fuck yerself.
I'd prefer to die like a decent Irishman.
Everything after that, they're paying for. If you're looking for money after I'm dead for some stupid, morbid fascination with my dead corpse, go fuck yerself.
I'd prefer to die like a decent Irishman.