Annoying Phrases or Word Trends

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I always have ketchup with my fries.

OK, back on track...."Bye Felicia"
 

The Question

Eternal
There's the reality-impaired loonies of the left on display at Wordforge, and there's the same from the right on daily patrol here.
Would you like me to agree with you so that you don't have to be wrong all by yourself? There are two "right wingers" here, myself and Volpone. And Volpone doesn't say much in a political context.
Waddayagonnadu?
Well, not unconsciously ape one of WF's most unhinged voices (Hi, Dickynoo!), for a start...
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I am definitely not a "right winger"

I may be right a lot, but I'm no winger.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Would you like me to agree with you so that you don't have to be wrong all by yourself? There are two "right wingers" here, myself and Volpone. And Volpone doesn't say much in a political context.

Well, not unconsciously ape one of WF's most unhinged voices (Hi, Dickynoo!), for a start...
You forgot Oerdin. He's a pretty far rightie...worse than you actually.

:bigass:
 

Lanzman

No-one of consequence
Would you like me to agree with you so that you don't have to be wrong all by yourself? There are two "right wingers" here, myself and Volpone. And Volpone doesn't say much in a political context.

Well, not unconsciously ape one of WF's most unhinged voices (Hi, Dickynoo!), for a start...
Hey, whatever you need to tell yourself to be happy, dude.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"I didn't do nuthin"
 

The Question

Eternal
I'm sure I've mentioned this one before, but just in case I haven't -- and if I have, then to reiterate:

Airheaded fucking "gamer bros" referring to the Desert Eagle as a "Deagle". It's not a .50 dog, and you're only saving two fucking syllables, Kyle. Two syllables in exchange for people thinking you're a fucking lazy sub-intellect.
 

The Question

Eternal
Oh, and fat bitches who use euphemisms instead of "fat." Like, "voluptuous" or "curvy" or "full figured."

Bitch, you ain't "full figured", you're "Never fucking GETS full" figured!

It's not their fatness that's galling -- that's only off-putting and gross -- it's the lying about it that annoys me. And I admit that, as I age, I've put on weight. Somebody the other day described me as "husky." I says, "Motherfucker, do you see me pulling a fucking sled across the Yukon? I'm FAT, bitch!"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Yo, Whazzup?"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"reach out"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
ROTFLMAO
 

Mirah

I love you
"For you"

I have a news reel that pops up on my phone. I noticed it said it's "for me"
It's not fucking for me, it's the news.
 
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