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I'm not ruling this out either. I do have to Google what a Lobster Admiral Feast entails. [googles] Yeah, no. If I'm gonna suck your dick it's for all you can eat whatever is on the menu, not some (relatively) small, boring selection of fried shit with coleslaw and tartar sauce. Shit, the nearby Asian buffet has better than that--for less than half the price. Sushi? Yes. Frog legs? Sure. Fuck it, have some mac & cheez if you want. Eat 'til you puke for $11.99.
 
Volpone said:
I'm not ruling this out either. I do have to Google what a Lobster Admiral Feast entails. [googles] Yeah, no. If I'm gonna suck your dick it's for all you can eat whatever is on the menu, not some (relatively) small, boring selection of fried shit with coleslaw and tartar sauce. Shit, the nearby Asian buffet has better than that--for less than half the price. Sushi? Yes. Frog legs? Sure. Fuck it, have some mac & cheez if you want. Eat 'til you puke for $11.99.
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Pssst. https://www.redlobster.com/menu/signature-feasts/admirals-feast
 
Volpone said:
My computer is ancient so my browsers are out of date. Can someone see if https://www.sadanduseless.com/ works on a current browser or if it has just had a stroke or something? I've come to terms with the fact that "People of Wal*Mart" only does about 3 updates during the month of August and then just sits until next August but I'm not sure on this one.
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Well shit, "People of Walmart" just shit its pants too. :( What is going to become of The Internet That Was?
 
Mirah said:
Do you consider political beliefs of any actresses you follow? Or actors you admire?
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I don't usually, but if it's very publically out there I can't really ignore.

I don't care anymore, I'm thinking of moving on from the whole female celebrity obsession thing that only started because my brain didn't understand how to process my attraction to women anyway. Need something new. @Mirah, tell me something new to be obsessed with. I will study the topic and become an expert by tomorrow. TELL ME.
 
Oh! Saw a Chrysler 300 the other day. Kind of a nice cobalt blue metallic. As it steamed towards me I realize it had a giant, foot tall chrome ricer spoiler. WTF,K? At what point do you decide a car based on...I dunno... a classic Bentley sedan needs a huge shiny tailfin?

It is literally impossible to Google the idiocy I witnessed in front of my house recently.

On a related note, early on, I noticed a disturbing number of Louisville motorcycles have what I call "fat bitch swingarms." You take a normal, respectable motorcycle and weld 12-17" of additional length onto the back swingarm.

I guess maybe it helps prevent a wheelie when drag racing. Or lets you have a longer seat so a fat bitch can ride bitch without getting her thighs burned on the exhaust pipe.
 
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