Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

One of my ex-girlfriends is trying to talk me into spending a week or weekend with her down in Dallas. We talk on the phone or via text a lot, but we haven't shared personal space in about 30 years. The last time we did she tried to stab me with dissection forceps and a random fork, so I don't know if this is a good idea or not.

 

[Cassie]

Bring your own fork!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think a taser might be a better idea. She used one of those on me, too.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

This was inevitable I suppose...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm sorry, that was funny. What if Hitler had been a happy little stoner painter?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Loktar]

I think a taser might be a better idea. She used one of those on me, too.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I've been enjoying the Popcorn in Bed reaction videos. You can watch a cool old movie in about 30 minutes and the girl reacting is very entertaining--especially if there's a jump-scare or she cares about the characters. "JAWS", "Predator," "Serenity," "Alien". I should probably go to sleep and save "Robocop" for later, but still...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I intentionally do not look at what color a Gummy Bear is when I grab it. And having said that, the purpose of non-cherry flavored Gummy Bears is to make you appreciate cherry flavored Gummy Bears that much more.

Like, all cherry flavored would be amazing, but you'd start to take it for granted. This way Gummy Bears are always good, but once in awhile you're chewing it and you realize it's a cherry one and it's super amazing.

 

[whisky]

The ending of raiders of the lost ark would be pretty dark if the rope didn't burn up that was holding Indy and Marion.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

1. Here's a random thought. While I'm sitting here watching Fox 4 News this morning with my sunglasses on, it's totally like They Live.
   
   
2. And if you haven't seen "They Live", see "They Live".

 

[Volpone]

I say I don't miss Portland, but there's one thing I miss from Portland. Saw it in the theater around 10 years ago. Got to see "Lawrence of Abrabia" in the theater because cool old movies on the big screen was a thing in Portland; might still be. I dunno.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Celebrities... they're just like us!