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Smaug, a rolemodel for the modern day?

Mentalist

Mentalist

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"I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong. Thief in the Shadows! My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are words, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath !"
-Smaug
 
Imagine if Smaug had turned faced and took on Sauron WHO WOULD HAVE WON!?
 
Mentalist said:
"I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong. Thief in the Shadows! My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are words, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath !"
-Smaug
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I lay waste to fools and nobody's gonna step. I dropped OGs, B. And back then I was pussyass freshmeat. Now I'm cold-blooded, bitch. Hey sewer rat! My skin is Kevlar, my teeth are platinum, my fists are gold plated, the step of my foot is an earthquake, I'll express my wingspan in a hurricane and my breath...!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Imagine if Smaug had turned faced and took on Sauron WHO WOULD HAVE WON!?
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Sauron.

Sauron and the Balrog were two aspects of the same being, and Balrogs were used in the really big wars to herd dragons.
 
Phantom said:
Sauron and the Balrog were two aspects of the same being,
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?
 
They were both Maiar, not the same aspects of the same being. Sauron, Gandalf, Ther Balrogs, all Maiar.


They were Morgoths most feared forces. And were seduced by him during the first age.
 
Yeah, that's right. But they weren't the same guy or anything. That's crazy talk.
 
Indeed.
 
LISSOM LIMBS
 
SMAUG LIPSTICK
 
SMAUG CRABSTICKS ARE NOT ACTUALLY MADE OF ANY SMAUG
 
OMG WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU ONLY ATE DWARVES?
 
YOU'D BECOME A LITTLE HAIRY DWARF WOMAN!!


I could never get on board with that.
 
I'm glad they didn't have a female dwarf in the movie who looked exactly like Gimli or some shit.
 
Smaug could kill Gimli with ease.
 
SMAUG POTATOES.
 
SMAUG GIT
 
He was.
 
If only he didn't have a blatant weak spot!
 
SMAUG WOULDN'T BE SILLY ENOUGH TO HAVE A WEAK SPOT..


WOULD HE1
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