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TOO CHEAP (STU MADE ALL HIS GLASSES BY HAND SO IT DIDN't COST BRET ANYTHING, ALTHOUGH IT EVENTUALLY COST STU HIS LIFE WHEN A GIANT BOX OF SAID PRODUCT FELL ON HIS HEAD AND HE DIED OF SHAME.)
THEN VINCE APPEARED AT STU'S FUNERAL DRESSED AS SHAHBAZ AND SAID "IT'S ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" AND BRET HAD ANOTHER STROKE BUT AS HE WAS STROKING HE PUT NATTY NEIDHART IN THE SHARPSHOOTER BY MISTAKE AND IMPREGNATED HER.