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Can Tarrantino make his last film then just fuck off

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whisky

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He's the worst actor in Hollywood and keeps writing himself into his own films.

Honestly he's been coasting off the back of his first two films for decades, and people act like he can do no wrong.

He makes films based on the films of other people, uses music written for other films, and he is way too obsessed with feet.
 
He's always struck me as a weird little asshole in the least endearing way and I want to stuff him into a locker.
 
I think I've only seen Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Kill Bill. I gotta say, Kill Bill Part 2 was on TV last night and I really appreciate his storytelling and his directing. Everything that is in the movie is there because it needs to be there and ties in with something else. Uma gets buried alive so we can get the Pai Mei flashback that sets up the fight with Daryl Hannah and the exploding palm punch at the end.
 
No but some of them are an inch, so better not let him get near twelve of them.
 
The quality of his writing has gone down hill for quite some time now.

I will say this: any man who can swing it where he's filmed sucking tequila off Salma Hayek's toes is to be admired.
 
I have never seen that movie. Doesn't look like my kind of thing... Not the whole tequila off Salma Hayek's foot thing... but the movie as a whole...
 
Is has quite a good twist if you don't know what it is going on. Technically it's a Robert Rodriguez film, QT just wrote it.
 
Kyehlar said:
I have never seen that movie. Doesn't look like my kind of thing... Not the whole tequila off Salma Hayek's foot thing... but the movie as a whole...
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See it. It's one of the best things ever, especially with Cheech Marin rattling off all the varieties of pussy that are on sale in the Titty Twister.

Spoiler:

 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
See it. It's one of the best things ever, especially with Cheech Marin rattling off all the varieties of pussy that are on sale in the Titty Twister.

Spoiler:

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Once upon a time, I could do that monologue and had it down to a T. People would piss themselves watching me.

I wonder if I could still pull it off.
 
The Beer Hall Pooch said:
Once upon a time, I could do that monologue and had it down to a T. People would piss themselves watching me.

I wonder if I could still pull it off.
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I know, right? I'm a bit pissed that the vid I linked chopped off the best part of the bit, as in "IF YOU CAN FIND CHEAPER PUSSY ANYWHERE, FUUUUUUUUCK ITTTTTT!"
 
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