In the Summer Time?

Imagine there's no Facebook
It's easy if you try
No social media to distract us
No x.com, reddit, or Blue Sky
Imagine all the Mine Fielders
Spamming for today

Imagine there's no other boards
It isn't hard to do
Nowhere to post but here
And no hatred of Wacky to stop you from doing so too
Imagine Big Dick McGee
Perving over feet...you...

You may say I'm a dreamer
And you're probably be right lol I am the only one
But I hope some day you will join me in mental illness
And the Mine Fielders will spam as one

Imagine Ish and SBV
I wonder if you can
Posting about music stuff I don't get but respect anyway
A brotherhood of spam
Imagine curiousa2z
Sharing her thoughts on trees...you...

You may say I'm a boohat
But I just want to post with Gagh and headvoid, for fun
I hope someday they'll rejoin us
And FBI Parte Due and Tisiphone

(imagine "Tisiphone" rhymes with "one" there)

I'M GOING TO HIRE THE TOP 26 LIVING GIRLS ON THE WACKY HOT ONE HUNDRED TO SING ONE LINE EACH OF THAT SONG AND TELL THEM IT'S FOR A BABY CHARITY OR SOME SHIT DON'T WORRY THEY WON'T CHECK AND IT WONT' BE CRINGE THIS TIME BECAUSE MY LYRICS ARE BETTER

Do you think the reason the game had no instructions was because the last person who bought one also had to shoplift the instructions?

Maybe that was the purpose of the game, like the last Starfighter, but for shoplifters?

maybe there's still someone today with a copy of that game with no instruction manual as a result, a victim of the endless cycle of shoplifting, unable to enjoy it, searching desperately on ebay every day...