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Mine Field Reunion strategy HEADQUARTERS

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
thread where @Mirah and I and a third person will come up with STRATEGIES to bring back EVERYONE to the Mine Field Reunion 2026. We will not be afraid to fight DIRTY and resort to CRIMINAL TACTICS including stalking and kidnapping in order to bring everyone back. It is for the greater good. As NO MINE FIELDED would EVER look at the Badlands this thread is INVISIBLE to Mine Fielders so we can say WHATEVER WE WANT about them...

For example I can say that ISHCABITTLE EATS BEES.
 
EVERYONE WHO JOINED TK SINCE MENTALIST TOOK OVER IS A MOGH DUAL!!!111
 
THE THIRD MAN HAS BEEN REVEALED

pro wrestling GIF
 
Thank you @CaptainWacky for sending the requested provisions, tho the apocolyptic outfit is a little scanty I can make it work. I really like your choice of snacks too!


P.S.
I did add 1 item to the request list, I posted it in the badlands obviously where no one else can see it!

*edit*
I honestly thought this thread WAS posted in the MF! Ha! I was the first to be tricked!
 
The snooty Mine Fielders will never lower themselves into looking here, with their top hats and monocles and bike with the one big wheel...
 
Mash Up Cat GIF
 
big wheel bike GIF by Electric Cyclery
 
We will just host a "pop up" (another trendy phrase) where people think they are getting a cool new body jewelry tattoo and really it is a tattoo that lets them into the secret society of the minefield reunion. We will dress it up of course and it will only be visible under black light.
 
The strategy is coming together...
 
We will have to hire an influencer to make some tic tac videos! And then an anti-influencer

A book will have to be written, called "The Mine Field Years"

An app will be created

and then when the guests aren't looking it will be stamped on their forehead or somewhere inconspicuous in order to track their location. They will never be able to escape the Mine Field again!
 
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