I'm sorry I left you TK

I will never do that again
This is where I belong
and I know that
AI keeps asking to help me write this stupid post
go away aI you fuck face

I hope this gets deleted anyway

A poem written by AI about TK (with my prompts):

The battlefield of wits is drawn anew,
Where ancient trolls and modern bards collide,
A wondrous, wild, and strange, contentious crew,
Who cast their logic to the churning tide.
Behold the Beer Hall Pooch, who barks in rhyme,
And pours a bitter brew for all to see,
While near, the Mentalist predicts the time
Your patience snaps in absolute decree.

Volpone schemes with sly and foxy art,
As Eggs Mayonnaise spreads thick his greasy wit;
But mourn the Question, who has played his part,
Now banish’d to the dark, eternal pit.
A kingdom built on fury, pride, and jest,
Where even block’d, the wicked find no rest.

AI doesn't seem to prompt on replies
not sure how to turn it back on

If you can't get over a rock
I guess it is easier to dig a ditch
and go around

Mirah said:

I will never do that again
This is where I belong
and I know that
AI keeps asking to help me write this stupid post
go away aI you fuck face

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Where'd you go?

jack said:

Where'd you go?

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lol
no where
I was probably only gone for 1 day

Mirah, I charge you with tracking down all the missing TKers, getting them to return, AND FORCING THEM TO APOLOGISE TO ME PERSONALLY.

Yes sir.
This will be a long journey.
I am going to need provisions
a sword
2 metal feet
an axe
some snacks
And the best apocolyptic outfit I can find.

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT THE GREATEST REUNION EVER OR KILL TRYING.

I recently expressed a murderous side to me in front of others while at the swim dock.

There were these men in canoes circling a friends boat, the boat just hangs out in the middle of the lake when it isn't in use. Its a beautiful wooden boat. These men approached and I swear they looked menacing and I expressed that I would kill them.
If it were like the show The 100 this is how I would have acted apparently. Shoot first, ask questions later.

*Mirah kills returning Mine Field guests at the door*

"Mirah! Those were Mine Field guests! (Former Posters!) What are you doing? What have you done?

Mirah looks at the bodies on the floor, "I thought they were imposters" Pauses, "Duals even"

*~*~*~

CaptainWacky I am going to need some body bags or a very long carpet.

We will have to warn anyone who wants to attend the reunion better have a t-shirt with their TK name clearly written on the front (or back). And then we should also warn them that if they don't show up and start posting they will be shot.

Just kidding!
I'm fine, everything is fine, its all fine.
No one will get killed!

Y'know-
They really ought to consider women for the military when they are at this age, the menopause age. Yes. Alot more would get accomplished I believe.

I could be your "main in the chair" who gives you instructions on who to kill and how to kill them like "KILL EVERYONE" and "KILL HARDER."

I wouldn't even have to say "The man made me do it!" because I would be convinced that I wanted to kill all along.

Men are the worst! Look at Andre The Giant!