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$1.8 Trillion Deficit

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
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No, I mean why worry at all? Our politicians have fucked us and there's not much we can do about it. So why worry.
 
No, I mean why worry at all? Our politicians have fucked us and there's not much we can do about it. So why worry.

We can stage a coup on a small Pacific island nation and create a libertarian paradise.
 
First we'll need two motorboats and a roll of barbed wire. More would be nice, but those are the bare necessities. Some Samoan mercenaries will definitely help out.
 
Maybe we should just get a hardcore mob of elite (meaning, nose-picking-level) hackers to liquidate the assets of every politician in the U.S. and put their collective net worth to the deficit, then channel 100% of their future earnings into taxes.
 
Or maybe, we ought to convince the politicians the the eARTH IS DOOMED AND THAT THEY SHOULD FLEE THE PLANET.
And that they were first because of their "importance" and that we will be following shortly.

On their way out, we'll all be back here pointing and laughing.
 
We just need to make sure that their lifeboat is a space shuttle and that we set the coordinates into the sun.
 
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