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First we'll need two motorboats and a roll of barbed wire. More would be nice, but those are the bare necessities. Some Samoan mercenaries will definitely help out.
Maybe we should just get a hardcore mob of elite (meaning, nose-picking-level) hackers to liquidate the assets of every politician in the U.S. and put their collective net worth to the deficit, then channel 100% of their future earnings into taxes.
Or maybe, we ought to convince the politicians the the eARTH IS DOOMED AND THAT THEY SHOULD FLEE THE PLANET.
And that they were first because of their "importance" and that we will be following shortly.
On their way out, we'll all be back here pointing and laughing.