10 good things about Kentucky

[missmanners]

1. I dont live here
2. Men dont wear those awful baggy jeans.
3.


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[Captain Jack]

They love their guns?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's really good steak the day after the Kentucky Derby?

 

[curiousa2z]

wait!
... isn't Kentucky where the good bourbon comes from?

 

[Just1Hope]

I'm from there.

Honestly, it's not so bad... Oh, who the hell am I kidding, even Texas is more forward thinking most of the time.

Also, don't forget the chicken, you mustn't forget the chicken.

 

[Captain Jack]

^And hamburger patties.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

By chickens do you mean unsuspecting young adult males with tight butts?

 

[Captain Jack]

I'm from there.

Honestly, it's not so bad... Oh, who the hell am I kidding, even Texas is more forward thinking most of the time.

Also, don't forget the chicken, you mustn't forget the chicken.

As in Kentucky Fried Chicken?

 

[Shatna]

3. Rhymes with "benducky".

 

[Captain Jack]

More like it rhymes with "really sucky"

 

[missmanners]

As it happens I was in Corbin earlier today....


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[Shatna]

Rhymes with "XGKKKLLLorbin".

 

[Pryce]

Great lakes for boating in Kentucky.

 

[missmanners]

I watched a woman buy a carton of Marlboros for $14.00 (with a coupon, but still....)


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[missmayhem]

Ohhhh, the places you get to travel, my dear! Paris and Milan have nothing on the capitals of the world where YOU hang your hat!


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[Captain Jack]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I got one!!! There are no shitty duals in Kentucky! :bigass:

 

[DaisyMorelle]

1. I dont live here
2. Men dont wear those awful baggy jeans.
3.


ok, there has to be more.....


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There is!!!

3. Mammoth Cave is the world's longest cave and was first promoted in 1816, making it the second oldest tourist attraction in the United States. Niagara Falls, New York is first. - Oooooooh, I *must* go there now!

4. Cumberland is the only waterfall in the world to regularly display a Moonbow. It is located just southwest of Corbin. A "Moonbow"? Really now......! With flying unicorns and colorful fuzzy bears frolicking around?

5. In 1888, "Honest Dick" Tate the state treasurer embezzled $247,000 and fled the state. Having the name 'Dick' just isn't right!

6. Pikeville annually leads the nation in per capita consumption of Pepsi-Cola. Um....go, Pikeville?

7. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year. Wow...*that* often???

8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. Just...*snickers*. I mean how can anyone commit such a heinous crime!

9. Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers. This might explain many things about Kentucky...

10. Kentucky: According to legalisation 'no female shall appear in a bathing suit on the highway unless escorted by two police officers.' I don't even want to go there!

 

[Captain Jack]

You can marry your cousin in Kentucky! :bigass:

 

[HeroicFool]

Nobody has mentioned Jack Daniels yet?

Biker bar, my ass.

An awful lot of good liquor is produced there. All those moonshine running hillbillies must have gotten legitimate jobs after prohibition ended.

 

[Conchaga]

One good thing about kentucky is that it's right next to the incest capitol of the world, West Virginia.