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10 things that could have made star trek better

whisky

whisky

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1 in Nemisis Picard fights a clone of Kirk, not himself, and its played by the Shat.

2 Kes was played by a better actress, didn't leave, and died poignantly in the last episode.

3 Voyager never used the Borg.

4 DS9 did, and they had a massive fight with the dominion.

5 DS9 movies

6 in the new film after seeing the enterprise built on the surface, we got to see it take off.

7 any character lacking of charisma or acting ability in voyager killed off so that seven years of travelling through dangerous space actually felt, you know, dangerous.

8 Enterprise started with the sort of stories done in season 4

9 someone looked at the script of insurrection, said "this is shit" then forced them to write it better.

10 they gave Shatner the money he wanted to appear in enterprise.

Have you got ten of your own?
 
1. Wesley Crusher was forced to wear a top-hat & monocle, with no explanation in every scene.

2. Data lent Picard the hairpiece from his spare head.

3. Troi never got any headaches.

4. Sisko grew hippy hair, and a giant tache, instead of shaving his bonce & growing the goatee.

5. After Ross, Sisko & Martok were walking amongst the wreckage of Cardassia, instead of Ross & Sisko bemoaning the loss of life over Martok's preferred celebration of victory, Ross dropped to his knees & started blowing Sisko, much to Martok's obvious delight.

6. Nog's leg, discarded after The Siege of AR-558 was used by Quark to prop the bar's hatch open. Morn, without seeing it was open, goes to lean on the hatch, and to much hilarity, fell through it.

7. Ross from Friends appeared dressed as the Holiday Armadillo as a alien of the week on Voyager.

8. Leeta & 7 of 9's cup size increased with every episode, to the point that by the end of Series 7, their chests engulfed 3/4 of the screen.

9. Will Riker goes Mormon, marries numerous women, and insists they all get seats on the Bridge. Picard objects, but is thwacked down by Starfleet Command's strick adherence to religous tollerence. By the end of Series 7 there are over 150 women on the bridge (and in one case, an adrogenous species that looks like a small boy).

10. Worf is revealed to be Gay in a special Russell T. Davies penned episode. He spends the next 30 minutes of the show pounding Captain Jack up the arse with his D'k'tahg.
 
1. If Berman hadn't been a pussy and let Sisko be bald with a goatee from the start, even though it's how Avery's character in Spenser for Hire looked.

2. Ro Laren guest spots on DS9.

3. Three words: Gay Harry Kim. All of Paris' holodeck adventures would be Tom's way of trying to get him into girls, but it fails whenever he has to touch boob.

4. Admiral Necheyev turns evil and takes the ENT hostage. I really wanted to hear her mad cackle.

5. At the end of Chain of Command, we see Jellicho step onto the transporter pad. Geordi transports him personally, but instead of transporting Jellicho turns into a puddle of goo. Miserable bastard.

6. Three words: Gay Sam Lavelle.

7. Terry Farrell sticks around for S7 of DS9, and Dax has Worf's baby in the middle of the war. Shoulda happened.

8. The Men In Black visit every Trek fan and wipe the following lines from their memories: "So you're all astronauts, on some sort of Star Trek!" and "In the event of an emergency, I can be used as a flotation device."

9. Three words: Gay...actually I'm done, none of the other Trek men were the right type to be candidates.

10. They should have made fewer dull/sucky episodes.
 
If Eggs were in charge, all scripts would have gone back with a big red stamp reading "NEEDS MORE ENSIGN HAWK COCK". :D
 
IF BRANNON AND BRAGA HAD LET RON MOORE WRITE EVERY EPISODE OF VOYAGER AND ENTERPRISE AND GAVE HIM THE BUDGET TO HAVE A THOUSAND KLINGONS SINGING ABOUT HONOUR IN EVERY EPISODE AND HAD COMMISSIONED HARLAAN ELLISON TO WRITE A SERIES OF NOVELS NAMED "KLINGONS: HONOUR" IN HONOUR (SEE IT'S A PUN) OF RON MOORE'S GREATNESS AND ALSO HE GETS TO SHAG JERI RYAN INSTEAD OF BRAGA AND ALSO HE PLAYS CHEF IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF ENTERPRISE LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA AND SAYS "BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG BSG ALSO JOSS WHEDON IS GOOD TOO" THEN FALLS OVER.
 
Wacky you are a very silly man. It clearly says 10 things in the title. That looks like less than 10 to me.

Otherwise, excellent suggestions!
 
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