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101 signs you're addicted to TK.

Mentalist

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1. You stop people mid-sentence and apply either red or green post-it's to their foreheads to display your opinion of what they're saying.

2. You carry 50 cans of spam to each hotel, restaurant, or other public establisment you frequent and deck the place in it if the managment doesn't meet your standards.

3. You really do remember Chakotay.

4. You call everything pwned even though you have no idea of it's origin from the EFnet days.
 
I have to stop myself from saying, "too long, didn't listen", or even worse "shut the fuck up, asshat".

I already say "fuck you in the neck" regularly to people in RL, that's not a TK thing anyway :D
 
You go to a TK party get together, and discover it's just one other person besides you.
 
You risk bringing up the site on your computer at work, with screens that say things like "SO&SO SUCKS NIGGER COCK", even when you know your black co-workers, whom you're friendly with, could be behind you at any moment.
 
Mentalist said:
1. You stop people mid-sentence and apply either red or green post-it's to their foreheads to display your opinion of what they're saying.

2. You carry 50 cans of spam to each hotel, restaurant, or other public establisment you frequent and deck the place in it if the managment doesn't meet your standards.

3. You really do remember Chakotay.

4. You call everything pwned even though you have no idea of it's origin from the EFnet days.

I am relieved that I am not addicted then. ;)

And when I think of Karma-I still think about the nodding heads-which I see in my mind when I agree/disagree with someone in RL sometimes.
 
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