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11-Year-Old Arrested For Using Rubber Band Gun

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Eyewitness News spoke to the father of the suspect on the phone. He said his son is out of juvenile detention and that a judge told him the case would be dropped. He also confirmed that the gun was black, but that it looked more like a stick than a gun.
The boy was using a rubber band gun and his father said the kid did nothing wrong, but police said they take it as a serious threat and the 11-year-old is facing felony charges.
http://www.wftv.com/news/13448349/detail.html?rss=orlc&psp=irresistible

BWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
"But, according to the charging affidavit, the 11-year-old's dad said nothing was wrong with what his son had done and that he used to do it as a kid.

Christ! We used to run around the neighborhood with WWII era hand grenades, ninja stars, and BB guns that looked like real rifles.

Thank god I was a kid in the seventies and eighties. People are fucking stupid now.
 
Fuck. Remember Evel Knievel? He was at his height when I was a wee house ape. I had the lunch box and an official Huffy Evel Knievel bike with a fake gas tank. There was a big hill behind the neighbor kids' with a stream at the bottom and we'd make jumps with boards and cinder blocks. Freaking kids these days, with their helmets. We had a helmet, but it was a crappy toy dime store helmet thats sole reason for existing was to look cool like Evel Knievel. Shit, it was probably more dangerous to WEAR the "helmet" than to not wear anything. :lol:
 
This 11-year-old kid is a human being.

Studies have shown that terrorists are often human beings.


It's for all our saftey that we are stripped of our liberty in favour of "security."
 
Volpone said:
Fuck. Remember Evel Knievel? He was at his height when I was a wee house ape. I had the lunch box and an official Huffy Evel Knievel bike with a fake gas tank. There was a big hill behind the neighbor kids' with a stream at the bottom and we'd make jumps with boards and cinder blocks. Freaking kids these days, with their helmets. We had a helmet, but it was a crappy toy dime store helmet thats sole reason for existing was to look cool like Evel Knievel. Shit, it was probably more dangerous to WEAR the "helmet" than to not wear anything. :lol:

Yeah, Evel Knievel and a man getting a blowjob from a seventy year old woman often have the same thought.
 
Damn, I could have gotten my brother thrown in Juvie eight flippin' years ago for that shit! :(

But seriously...:wtf?: :gagh: :roll: This is right up there with the seven-year old "sexual harassment" bullshit from a few years ago.
 
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