steve samurai jack
Well-Known Member
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm going to get off now.
4. More leg, less hand.
5. It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up.
7. Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis.
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is going to ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him.
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, that's looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
Discuss.
