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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Bruce Lee was by far the baddest man to ever walk the face of this earth. He was so bad, that in fact:
1. Bruce Lee’ tears could cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Bruce Lee did not sleep. He stalked and waited.
3. Bruce Lee daughter is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her fathers left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Bruce Lee was pain.
5. Bruce Lee defined love as the reluctance to murder. If you lived through his era, it was because Bruce Lee loved you.
6. Bruce Lee wasn't hung like a horse. Horses were hung like Bruce Lee.
7. If you could see Bruce Lee, he could see you. If you couldn't see Bruce Lee, you were very possibly only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Bruce Lee instead decided to kick his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There were no disabled people in the 70's. Only people who had met Bruce Lee.
10. Bruce Lee could win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bruce Lee allowed to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Bruce Lee, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Before he died,Bruce Lee invented cancer because he grew tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Bruce Lee could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Bruce Lee was the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Bruce Lee is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Bruce Lee went to donate blood, he declined the syringe, and instead requests a sword and a bucket.
18. Bruce Lee had two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Bruce Lee jumped into a body of water, he didn't get wet. The water wouldn't dare touch him without permission.
20. Bruce Lee could divide by zero.
21. Bruce Lee could set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Bruce Lee rans with scissors, other people got hurt.
Now THATS what I call one BAAAAD ass man
1. Bruce Lee’ tears could cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Bruce Lee did not sleep. He stalked and waited.
3. Bruce Lee daughter is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her fathers left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Bruce Lee was pain.
5. Bruce Lee defined love as the reluctance to murder. If you lived through his era, it was because Bruce Lee loved you.
6. Bruce Lee wasn't hung like a horse. Horses were hung like Bruce Lee.
7. If you could see Bruce Lee, he could see you. If you couldn't see Bruce Lee, you were very possibly only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Bruce Lee instead decided to kick his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There were no disabled people in the 70's. Only people who had met Bruce Lee.
10. Bruce Lee could win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bruce Lee allowed to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Bruce Lee, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Before he died,Bruce Lee invented cancer because he grew tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Bruce Lee could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Bruce Lee was the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Bruce Lee is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Bruce Lee went to donate blood, he declined the syringe, and instead requests a sword and a bucket.
18. Bruce Lee had two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Bruce Lee jumped into a body of water, he didn't get wet. The water wouldn't dare touch him without permission.
20. Bruce Lee could divide by zero.
21. Bruce Lee could set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Bruce Lee rans with scissors, other people got hurt.
Now THATS what I call one BAAAAD ass man
