31st Amendment

The Question

Eternal
The Bill Of Nonresident Rights:

1. You have the right to engage in all forms of legal commerce.

2. You have the right to leave when the duration of your legally approved stay within the U.S. expires.

3. You have the right to opt out of your first and second rights, thereby divesting yourself of all other human rights.

4. Persuant to Article 3, you have the right to enjoy being shot repeatedly.
 

Dirk Funk

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