75,000 posts

[CaptainWacky]

EACH ONE FROM THE HEART.



Let's get drunk.

 

[whisky]

I would get drunk, but the booze is downstairs and my balls still feel like they have been repeatedly kicked, so I tend to not walk much at the moment.

At a pinch I suppose I could reach the bottle of bailies thats in the bedroom from last night, but warm bailies with no ice is no substitute for a cold vodka.

 

[Cassie]

Just close your eyes and chug it!

 

[whisky]

Ok, if you say so

 

[Cassie]

MAKE IT SO!

 

[whisky]

Its done, and drunk

I wont have more as I am going downstairs in 10 minutes to watch heroes on the big tv, so while I am downstairs I will have access to the hard stuff.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I got drunk Monday night. Very drunk. I'm set for at least a week, I think.

*Raises coffee mug to Wacky* Q'PLAH!

 

[whisky]

Seen heroes.

If you ask me, a grand to watch an 18 year old prance around in a cheerleaders outfit on a 42 inch tv is money well spent.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mmm beer...

 

[curiousa2z]

but Wacky doesn't drink.

 

[curiousa2z]

OR DOES HE?

 

[curiousa2z]

CHEERS on the 75,000 in any event!


*I don't have a drink in my hand at the mo so you'll have to pretend I do*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am celebrating with herbal remedies.

Congrats Wacky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, the insistent showing of Claire in the cheeryleader outfit has finally won me over to the Hayden camp and I'm officially naming her a MCHOTTY (it wasn't official until just now.) NOW EMMA WATSON SHOULD GUEST STAR AS AN ENGLISH LESBIAN CHEERLEADER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHO DRINKS BEER!

But she'll argue over money so it probably won't happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rupert Gint would probably do it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why is she drinking corona?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was free, and she's easy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or she just posed with an empty bottle for a photograph. But it's better to believe OMG SHE'S DRUNK!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MY DREAMS ARE LIKE PAPER. THEY TEAR SO EASILY.