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Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I must get up.

Tis 12:35 and not a sand drifts down my hourglass of consciousness.

*Fucks Yub*
 
I were I were still of the persuasion, I'll gobble you up Dual m'boy. But I don't do men any longer.....
 
I will not be conscious much longer, the caffeine has diminished in my bloodstream enough to produce my natural state. Then, for some utterly bizarre reason, my body animates itself eight hours after I lapse into this blissful coma long enough to freshen the supply of caffeine, thus the synapses fire and consciousness resumes.

Caffeine, it is my curse, yet I dearly love it so..
 
For that, I will not leave you tied to the tree for quite as long as I planned when I shave your fur, cover you with honey, and leave you to the fire ants ;)
 
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