A creative post

[CaptainWacky]

So I walk into a bar and R2 says "hey mister wnat some WALTS" and I say "no" and then R2 says "cure you fatty!" and explodes and the midget inside was dead so I shrugged and stole his pants and then I went into the sex room but they were all out of sex bricks so I had a potato instead but DOCTOR CURSHER ate it first so I raped her in the ear and she enjoyed it and Gandalf was there too by the way and anyway a giant lizard died at 3am last night let's all have some coke and pepsi sandwiches alright bye

 

[Ishcabittle]

"and she enjoyed it"

you minx!

 

[Cassie]

NOT THE LIZARD!!

 

[Gagh]

THEN HURLEY CAME IN AND ACCIDENTLY SAT ON ARTOO CRUSHING HIM LIKE A CAN, AND HE GOT HIRED BY AN ALUMINIUM (ALUMANEM) RECYCLING PLANT.

THEN ALL THE LEAVES FELL OFF THE TREE, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR TRANSFORMED INTO EVERY MEMBER OF RUN DMC AND MR FREEZE SCREAMED "YOU'RE NOT SENDING ME TO THE COOLER!".

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come Mr Freeze was just a normal doctor but when he turned into ICY MAN he started making bad puns all the time? It wasn't an ICE (nice) thing to do

 

[whisky]

He needs to cool it with all teh bad puns

Anyway, after Hurly cruashed R2, Sawyer walks in and says, "I told you that would happen you fat fuck"

Hurly says "dude, werent you in the pilot episode of angel?"

Sawyer replies "Yeah, werent you in free willy, as the whale?"

Hurly says "Dude, you really know how to hurt my feelings"

Sawyer says "John Belushi, John Candy, Chris Farley, the clocks ticking big man"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tough but fair.