CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
aScarlett Johansson walked into a sex shop
"Hello I'd like something to make me sexier," she said to the clerk, a ######.
"Lady if youssa was any sexier girl, you'd be dead!" he said.
"HAHAHA I HAVE TITS!" she said and rubbed them in his face.
"Damn alls my Christmases have come at once!" said the man who had lived over 70% of his life already.
"Hello I'd like something to make me sexier," she said to the clerk, a ######.
"Lady if youssa was any sexier girl, you'd be dead!" he said.
"HAHAHA I HAVE TITS!" she said and rubbed them in his face.
"Damn alls my Christmases have come at once!" said the man who had lived over 70% of his life already.