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A DAY IN THE LIFE of...

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Henoch

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...ok, so post events in a particular day(s) of your life, beginning to end. Be specific...example: woke up, brushed my teeth, killed my wife, masturbated 27 times, watched tv 6.5 hrs, fed maternal mother dog feces in oatmeal, posted at 12 different message boards (give names), raped a passerby, inserted foot up bosses ass, slept 23.5 hrs, etc.

Yes, each post should begin this way...

A DAY IN THE LIFE of... (*insert your name*)

ok, i shall begin...

A DAY IN THE LIFE of... HENOCH

woke up at 6:30am
turned on the tv news channel
was horrified to learn that Kim Kardashian wed & people actually gave a fuck!
Took a bath, brushed my teeth, shaved, washed my hair (i still have ALL of my hair btw)
dressed, sprayed a bit of hairspray on the back of my hair where that fuckin' calloc exists!
Masturbated on my couch, wiped cum load with tissue (actually toilet paper as I am out of tissues)
left for work, locked my apt. door, got in my car, went to work
arrived to work at 8am, checked my e-mails, sat around & did nothing for 3.5 hours
went to a job site around 11:30am & worked until 3:30pm, taking my lunch break at 1:30pm...arrived back at the office at 3:30pm & did nothing for 1 hour until I clocked out at 4:30pm.
drove home, took out the trash & then started drinking a mixture of vodka & orange soda immediately!
downloaded "True Blood" episode from the prior Sunday, to watch later tonight
Got on TK chat for a bit, learned of Cassie & her nakedness ways, started this "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF" thread...
I will just end my day from this point.:)
 
I'll play:
5:35 am alarm goes off so I'll get ready in time to not be late for work.
5:35:05 violently hit snooze button.
5:42 fucking clock. Cat meows to get fed. Fucking cat.
5:45 roll out of bed, sometimes with disturbing old guy noises. Tell the meowing cat "shut the fuck up, cat." Cat actually thinks its name is shut-the-fuck-up.
5:47 piss. Mood brightens considerably.
5:55 drink breakfast shake with caffiene in it. Mood doubles in shiny quotient.
6:00 look at a couple phone links, facebook, email, twitter, just for a second because I don't want to run late. sit on couch in my skivvies to type scathing responses to fools on the internet.
6:40 fuck I'm late. World's quickest shower, shave, shit and skedaddle since the one I did yesterday.
7:07 arrive at work, clock into new computer system, blame tardiness on new computer system.
7:15 to 9:15 drive people to work at various locations. 60 miles roundtrip.
9:20 computer time. Type in meaningless data no one will ever look at.
9:45 last dropoff to work.
9:50 coffee replenish. Extra large high octane, french vanilla creamers plzthxbye.
10 to 11:30 take advantage of bosses routine tardiness by swinging by my house for breakfast/brunch, screw around on my computer, see if any replies to my scathing responses.
11:40 back at jobsite, possible medical appt. Or make busywork for a while. Or not.
1pm afternoon windup: begin program pickups, 70 miles roundtrip sometimes 90. Back hurts.
3:30 count money, handoff keys, go home.
3:45 promise to do all the chores I've been ignoring before screwing around on computer. Fix dinner, turn on comp and Netflix for a second while I eat.
9:45 fuck I meant to get some chores done. Ahhh, I'll do them tomorrow. Better go to bed early so I can get some sleep as soon as I write a scathing response to the scathing response some dick just wrote me. Don't want to stay up too late or I'll be tired as hell tomorrow.
11:40 FUUUCK! Turn off computer and do the world's fastest contact lens removal/teethbrushing/hit the alarm button/ sack out in history since last night.
11:41 Here comes kitty. pet the kitty. Nice kitty...
11:45 bored with petting kitty, kitty is not done being petted yet. Shut the fuck up, cat.
11:52 SNNNNNNXCXCXXCCK!
 
Henoch:
so no cock action via masturbation??;)
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No comment, but that's six hours on the computer. There is the hypothetical possibility that I might accidentally click a link that shows teh boobehs at some point during that time.

Accidents can happen.
 
Donovan said:
No comment, but that's six hours on the computer. There is the hypothetical possibility that I might accidentally click a link that shows teh boobehs at some point during that time.

Accidents can happen.
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WE, at the "DAY IN THE LIFE" sponsored committee, prefer to specifically know & be informed of any "teh boobehs" masturbatory incidents. Please proceed to be informative & candid in regards to any increase in COCK activity. Knowledge is closeness to god!;)
 
A Day in the Life of.....Loktar

12:00PM Wake up, grab some lunch
12:30PM Go online check out various messageboards and other websites
04:45PM Put up Garlic and Basil Sausages for dinner
05:00PM Go back online
06:00PM Cook rice and vegetables for dinner
06:30PM Go Back online
07:00PM Wake up family for dinner, eat dinner
07:45PM Go get some ice cream for dessert while family cleans dishes
08:05PM Return with icecream, finish cleaning and putting away dishes, eat icecream, chat with family
08:45PM Watch various TV shows I have DVR'd
12:00AM Go back online catch up on TK drama and stuff hopefully get to bed soon since I want to get out early for a haircut and food shopping and stuff.
 
Oooh! I wanna play. Yay!

A Day in the Life of Tisi ~~

3:55 am: Alarm clock goes off, I mumble "fucking cocksuckers" and roll out of bed. Let the Sook out, and depending on what kind of day it's going to be, keep her outside with her mama Cheyenne, or put her in her crate.

4:08 am: Pull out of driveway, head to work.

4:40 am: Pull into work, repeat the "Aliens" mantra "Day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune." Just to psych myself up for hell. And no, not even in the marines.

5 am: Caption Springer, thank the gods my life isn't that bad.

6 am: First break. Usually on FB, TK or take a 45 minute cat nap in the studio. Sometimes kept busy by early morning sexting.

7 am: Two hours captioning "Mike & Mike" on ESPN. I love sports.

9-12pm: Second break. Could be an hour, could be three. First text from one of my gal pals, just to make sure I'm alive and well, especially if she hasn't seen a FB post. I love my friend. I go roam around the office, chatting up the engineers, adjusting the girls in front of the IT guy because it makes him blush, and getting into all sorts of trouble with fellow co-worker C, who's just as ADHD as I am.

12-1 pm: Caption last show. Thank the gods I'm done and get the hell out before the suck me back in.

1:35 pm: Pull into my driveway, flip off my neighbor Emily who hates me and calls the cops on me and my friends all the time, and go into my house. Take care of the dogs, eat a little lunch, then pass out for a couple of hours.

3:30 pm: Woken up by texting. Oh look, a dick pic. Someone needs some loving. Spend some time talking dirty with said dick.

5 pm: Text with BFF. She's looking to pAArty, and I am too. Get myself sexed up for the night.

9 pm: Head out for the evening, usually to a pool hall, where the drinks are cheap and the men cheaper. Hustle some pool, try not to get into a fight, burn a guy with my cigarette because he's invaded my personal space, get free jello shots, hit the bong in the parking lot with friends, come back in for more debauchery.

3 am: Drive down my street making sure I pass the cop shop with my music way too loud, then turn into my gravel driveway with a squeal and get out of the car laughing my ass off. Crawl into bed and be happy it's a Tuesday since I don't have to work on Wednesdays.
 
Henoch said:
WE, at the "DAY IN THE LIFE" sponsored committee, prefer to specifically know & be informed of any "teh boobehs" masturbatory incidents. Please proceed to be informative & candid in regards to any increase in COCK activity. Knowledge is closeness to god!;)
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Okay, here:

12:33 read Tisi's entry about her awesome sex-filled escapades.
12:35 imagine Tisi adjusting the girls in front of some hapless IT guy.
12:36 wank
lol
 
1:45PM - Woke up
1:48PM - Invented the skip.
1:51PM - Fell back asleep just before the earthquake.
3:45PM - Woke up again, rebooted modem/router, both computers
4:00PM - Signed on to work
4:01PM - Started surfing/posting everywhere

AND HERE WE ARE.
 
I wish I had posted about today instead of yesterday. I was more productive today with a full day of food shopping, haircut, and picking up pizza and wings for diinner.
 
Loktar said:
I wish I had posted about today instead of yesterday. I was more productive today with a full day of food shopping, haircut, and picking up pizza and wings for diinner.
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You can post more than 1 day if u so desire...EVERY day is a NEW day & can be posted as such! LOL:)
 
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