A DEO ET REGE

[Lord Raffles]

The spirit of trolling does not mean acting at all costs. The spirit of trolling consists simply in not hesitating when the inner conviction commands you to act. I think the troll who contemplates the internet with his eyes wide open is the troll with the greatest amount of natural piety: not in the religious sense, but in the sense of an intimate harmony with things.

In any case we shall learn to become familiar with the laws by which trolling is governed, and acquaintance with the laws of nature will guide us on the path of progress. As for the why of these laws, we shall never know anything about it. A thing is so, and our understanding cannot conceive of other schemes.

 

[Gagh]

My feet are located at the ends of my legs.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's funnier if you let the threads just sink to the bottom without replying.

 

[Lord Raffles]

The mediocrity who shaped Troll Kingdom hadn't the slightest notion of what trolls are like. The mediocrity grew up in a climate of stupidity. The mediocrity understands nothing of genius.

The mediocrity must clear out of our ranks. Otherwise no understanding will be possible between trolls. It's the mediocrity who prevents everything.

 

[Pryce]

Lordy when Genius gets here,
she's going to blow your second-rate butt right out of the water.