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A dick cannot be haunted

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
A Dick Cannot Be Haunted
It is impossible.
Dicks do not exist.
Dicks do not hang out inside
A pussy is not haunted,
A cock is not haunted
nothing is haunted.
There is nothing scary about a cock
except
what
it
fucked
when
it
was
alive.
 
The clit cannot bring forth the devil
Otherwise known as the devils doorbell
but I sure am going to try
call me a devil worshiper tonight
I am ringing the bell!
 
You will fuck me like a dog

wait



what


no
mother fucker
you can't just bring that reference in everywhere you go

you don't just oder a pizza and say, "I'll have peperoni on that like a dog and extra cheese for the dog and how about another soda too"
 
Lets get back to ringing the devils doorbell

what the fuck

what is the devil going to do?


He is at a dinner date with a lovely lady who died and went to hell, when he is interupted by the buzz and some sort of made up chime that tells him someone, someone is about to cum.
He says, "Parden me fine lady I must, I hear, I am being summoned" "I must go" "Depart!"
 
I Love Cunt said:
You will fuck me like a dog

wait



what


no
mother fucker
you can't just bring that reference in everywhere you go

you don't just oder a pizza and say, "I'll have peperoni on that like a dog and extra cheese for the dog and how about another soda too"
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You'll need to get on your knees to do that properly.
 
The devil does nothing properly. He is uninvited, but comes anyway, generally. Suddenly, the bouquets are wilted. Limp, simply damp. He’s mad as hell because we figured out what he used to sell. Ha. There went his market! Didn’t clean out the stem and seeds. You only need one.
 
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