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A few thoughts on CBB so far.

Mentalist

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Why is it they are always able to get quite decent celebrities from the States but we only get the weakest of Z-listers from our own shores?

I think they really rely on the fact that our American cousins are not familiar with the show and are easier to get for that reason. Either way once again they are proving to be far and away the most interesting housemates again.

Coolio seems like a stroke of genius. He's a genuinely entertaining, talented and interesting person and I think I like him the most. Funny as well!

LaToya seems really nice to be honest though it's tough watching someone so completely lost and as vulnerable as she is in the CBB house! I predict she will do well just like Jermaine though. I dunno though, LaToya was closer to MJ than any of his other siblings since they lived together in New York for years during his meteoric rise. Trust me when I say that Latoya has never really come to terms with the fact that she isn't Michael.

Watch this interview with both of them (skip to 2:30) and you can see this pretty clearly. It's sad she never achieved any of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtAXuzIVnto

"I've got an idiot for a sister, folks!" LOL.

Ultimatley she is a deeply damaged person who shouldn't have been pushed in to show buisness by Joe.

Like..really..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9M-i0eWPjc&

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lOfuU96HU0

WINRAR!



Anyway.. uhh... oh yeah, Verne Troyer is an interesting enough gimmick I 'spose.


The rest of the housemates are FAIL who I don't give a shit about.
 
All celebrities were sent a DVD of previous Big Brother episodes, so you'd think the Hollywood celebs would be a little bit aware of what they're getting themselves into, but Latoya certainly doesn't seem to be.
 
Ulrika got paid 175k?!


What a collosal waste of money! And she's up for eviction first! Ahaha, I hope she goes because the retarded BB producers would deserve it.
 
La Toya does remind me of Michael the way she speaks.

Coolio is definitely the star so far and looks set to go to war with Tina.
 
I didn't know Ulrika was up for eviction. I'm glad about that. All she's done so far is pick holes in things while everyone else has been pretty positive.
 
I must not have been paying attention.

Anyway, tonight's was pretty good, wasn't it? Latoya amusingly chose the very song Menty posted the video of. She was better than Michelle Heaten. Oh dear. Meanwhile, Coolio continued to rock and Ben.. okay, I know he's not very interesting but I enjoyed his hip wiggling. They didn't show any of Coolio and Terry's chat from last night.
 
Probably best that they picked a Sugababes song and not one of her solo flops. Definitely hasn't lost anything though.
 
So what's been going on? Who's a drunk? Who's a bitch? Who's a perv? Are they all boring? Has Tina eaten any large pieces of furniture yet? Has Verne tried to pee on anything/anyone yet? Have any of them noticed that Coolio is black? Did Leo Sayer jump out of a cake dressed like Richard Simmons?
 
I don't watch the show, but I have this dream/fantasy where hot celebrities are locked up in a house together and only one will get out alive - so they have to kill each other with sex. Is it like that?
 
Sort of. But without the hot celebrities or the sex.

Eggs, you would have enjoyed the last few episodes. It's been pretty good since day 3. Coolio's winding them all up and Verne's been forced to sing Lionel Ritchie. They've also been showing off their talents and had a task where they all did impressions of eachother. Meanwhile, Latoya will tell anyone who'll listen all about her abusive husband.
 
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