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a funny thing happened on the way home last night

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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so i was on my bike, hauling ass as usual, and as i pass this large SUV, some dude leans out the window and shouts, "FAG!"

now, at the time, i didn't even react. i honestly didn't think he was addressing me. later i realized that dude was shouting at me, and i had to wonder, "what about me speaks, 'FAG!'?" is it my brown short and shirt? my haircut? no, i can't imagine any of these things.

i can imagine dude's reaction to my non-reaction. disappointment, hopefully with a smattering of ridicule from his fellows in the SUV. it's just odd.
 
To him, anyone not in an SUV is probably classified as a fag.
 
Just remember, the bigger the car, the smaller the cock
 
And the bigger the cock driving it.
 
Maybe he was being jovial.
 
Maybe he was a retard who shouts out things he sees and he thought you were a large bundle of sticks riding a bike YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!
 
Ishcabittle said:
so i was on my bike, hauling ass as usual, and as i pass this large SUV, some dude leans out the window and shouts, "FAG!"

now, at the time, i didn't even react. i honestly didn't think he was addressing me. later i realized that dude was shouting at me, and i had to wonder, "what about me speaks, 'FAG!'?" is it my brown short and shirt? my haircut? no, i can't imagine any of these things.

i can imagine dude's reaction to my non-reaction. disappointment, hopefully with a smattering of ridicule from his fellows in the SUV. it's just odd.
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I ALWAYS YELL AT YOU FAGGOTS ON YOUR BIKES

YOUR SILLY LITTLE HELMETS AND THE HOMO BIKES CRACK ME UP
 
BIGTIME!!
 
RPAehg
 
FILTHYRECWHORE said:
I ALWAYS YELL AT YOU FAGGOTS ON YOUR BIKES

YOUR SILLY LITTLE HELMETS AND THE HOMO BIKES CRACK ME UP
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no helmet here, so i'm an unsafe fag.
 
OMG YOU'RE A FAG AND A BUG CHASER!!!

HELP!! POH-LICE, POH-LICE!!!!
 
He found you attractive and it made him question his sexuality.
 
that's what it is
 
HE'S TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING , FAILING MISERABLY AND REACHED OUT TO YOU FOR A CIGGY FIX YOU INSENSITIVE BASTA+RD WHO IGNORED HIS CRY FOR HELP!




either that or he's a stupid putz who tries to impress his friends by yelling out randomly at perfect strangers from a moving vehicle where they cant catch him and beat him to a pulp.
 
curiousa2z said:
HE'S TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING , FAILING MISERABLY AND REACHED OUT TO YOU FOR A CIGGY FIX YOU INSENSITIVE BASTA+RD WHO IGNORED HIS CRY FOR HELP!
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I had that conversation with a young lady on the train when I visited England.

She said I'd have enough time to step off the train and "enjoy a fag" I told her the US Military tends to look down on such things...
 
The word actually comes from the bundles of sticks they used to use to burn people alive.

That's why it means both:

Cigarettes: burning sticks.

Homosexuals: People they used to burn.
 
I just heard the music from those "The More You Know" campaigns on TV.
 
Perhaps he was an ex public school boy from England in the 1950's and suddenly thought you use to be his boy (or fag as it was known)

He suddenly thought you were little James from Winchester school and perhaps you could run down the tuck shop and get him some of Mrs Potts Flapjack.

I'm sure that was it.
 
Maybe it was Kelly Clarkson.
 
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