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A giant walks among you

Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
I have reason to believe that one or more of these comicon duals is none other than Tony Millionaire, the meanest sweater-wearing 6'6" pizza-fucking drunk this side of the Azores. Also one of the funniest cartoonists who ever lived.

Tread lightly...
 
Archibald Nixon said:
I have reason to believe that one or more of these comicon duals is none other than Tony Millionaire, the meanest sweater-wearing 6'6" pizza-fucking drunk this side of the Azores. Also one of the funniest cartoonists who ever lived.

Tread lightly...

How do you get the taste of ass out of your mouth?
 
jack said:
He's uglier than I am, if such a thing is possible.
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Archibald Nixon said:
Your mama's twat is a pretty effective palate cleanser.

It does a pretty good job cleaning the carpet, too.

No, seriously. Does this comic book dude give you head pats when you synchophantically suck his dick?
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
synchophantically
Aw, did lil' dinky go and make himself a new word? Seriously, that's pretty cool... "Synchophantically" --it could mean "in the manner of coordinated ghosts' or something. It might even have been funny if it weren't coming from an established halfwit.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
Aw, did lil' dinky go and make himself a new word? Seriously, that's pretty cool... "Synchophantically" --it could mean "in the manner of coordinated ghosts' or something. It might even have been funny if it weren't coming from an established halfwit.

That's all you got? A misspelled word? ... and you're the cream of the comic book board?

All I can say is: at least I'm not licking some comic book dude's anus.

Pussy!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
That's all you got? A misspelled word? ... and you're the cream of the comic book board?

All I can say is: at least I'm not licking some comic book dude's anus.

Pussy!

Cream...licking...anus...pussy...Are you trying to tell me something here, Shortbus? Struggling to give voice to some prurient need of yours? How just plain fucking gross, man.

PS dictionaries are really not that scary --"prurient" would be under "P". You can use one to help you with that spelling problem, too.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
PS dictionaries are really not that scary --"prurient" would be under "P". You can use one to help you with that spelling problem, too.

You got a dickshunary? Kool! I'll bet it's even illustrated, huh?

Why don't you look up "obsequious". You should find a picture of you shining this comic book schmuck's shoes.

Pussy!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
You got a dickshunary? Kool! I'll bet it's even illustrated, huh?

Why don't you look up "obsequious". You should find a picture of you shining this comic book schmuck's shoes.

Pussy!

I prefer what's listed under "Gurk":

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