A glass just cracked right in front of me

[whisky]

True, it did have another glass and an empty bottle inside it, but so have most of the other glasses on my desk, and none of them have gone pop.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Stop singing Aida at your desk and people will stop shooting microcopic beebees at you.

 

[whisky]

If I was going to sing anything it would be "hey Jude" and I would need a lot more drink for that.

 

[Cassie]

Were you staring at the glass really hard? DO YOU HAVE LASER BEAMS IN YOUR EYES?

 

[whisky]

No and No

Been trying for the laser beams since I saw superman II.

Does he use them in the first one?

I cant remember

 

[Cassie]

I don't remember any of the Superman movies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Obviously the work of an expanding glass ghost.