A joke

[jack]

Val, Ouchie, and Deliverme are all relaxing in the hot tub. Suddenly a big glob of cum floats to the surface.

"OK Who farted?" Val asks.

 

[VKD]

i don't get it

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^It means you like to get fucked in the ass. Bareback, to boot!

 

[Gagh]

Val, Ouchie, and Deliverme are all relaxing in the hot tub. Suddenly a big glob of cum floats to the surface.

"OK Who farted?" Val asks.

I saw your name under the thread title, and assumed that you had already delivered the punchline.


Then I clicked on the link and find this ancient 'joke' inside. What a disappointment.

 

[MessengerX]

im afraid me and Val overdid it with jack --- hes going nuts spamming about us now

 

[jack]

too long, didn't read.

 

[Gagh]

too long, didn't read.

Translation: "That was far too witty for me to even begin to formulate a reasonable comeback of any sort whatsoever, so I will dismiss it in the time honoured (yet lazy) fashion."

 

[jack]

Twitty, more like.

 

[VKD]

I hate it when you two fight

 

[Gagh]

Jack started it. He stole my candy & said I have smelly pants.

 

[jack]

I just want to love you well, is all.

 

[jack]

But you're a fucking meany.

 

[Mandi]

I heart you jack!

I'd heart Gagh, but i'm afeared of him

 

[VKD]

I still don't get it

 

[Lilac]

.

 

[jack]

It means when you farted, someone had ejaculated in your anus previously, and you ejected the come from said anus, which then floated to the surface of the hot tub.

You knew you hadn't farted your come out of your ass, since you hadn't farted. You were simply wondering who had.

 

[VKD]

not exactly stand-up material is it?

 

[Gagh]

.

 

[jack]

not exactly stand-up material is it?

I can do stand up.

 

[jack]

.

Sometimes you're more than a fucking moron, you know this?