Dr Dave
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Hi folks, Dr Dave here.
I'd like to take a few moments of your time to talk about spring.
To many of us spring means various things. To some it means more wet, but sometimes mild tempatures. To others it means summer is right around the corner. These things are valid, but I am here to talk about the most important thing, that being spring fever.
You're probably asking yourself "Dr Dave, what the fuck does this have to do with me". It has everything to do with you good sir or lady. Spring fever is a thing that effects us all. From the birds to the bees, to you and I.
So what is spring fever you ask? Spring fever is the larger then normal urge to fuck every man/woman (depending on your oreintation) that you see.
"What does this all mean Dr Dave, I like men/women?". Well you need to control your urges. You can't just go fuckeing everybody who you want to. Sure it would be "coo" and so forth, but there are real life concerns. You see a hot man/woman at the bus stop, you want to fuck the shit out of that. Well, hold on now, you cant just whip it out at the stop and tap dat, not where you live anyway. You see a man/woman in class, you want to bend her over the desk and teach her things. You're going to get campus security called on you, and probably mased.
"What can I do to keep save Doctor?". Well first off, keep your pants on. You cant get "giggy with it" with pants on, it's a known science fact (trust me on this).
Don't to raves. Now they sound fun, but with the spring feaver and the drugs, you'll fuck like tribbles and before long, have two kids and a ugly mini van. Do you want that? I don't think so.
If you do need to just tap that. Be safe. Take her to a motel room, not your place. Don't be the fool on this.
Also, wear protection. Guys, condoms are your friend. Ladies, birth control,a condom for him (if he forgot). For both you cooky folks, cab fare.
I hope this all helps. We all must do our part to get though till summer.
-Dr Dave
I'd like to take a few moments of your time to talk about spring.
To many of us spring means various things. To some it means more wet, but sometimes mild tempatures. To others it means summer is right around the corner. These things are valid, but I am here to talk about the most important thing, that being spring fever.
You're probably asking yourself "Dr Dave, what the fuck does this have to do with me". It has everything to do with you good sir or lady. Spring fever is a thing that effects us all. From the birds to the bees, to you and I.
So what is spring fever you ask? Spring fever is the larger then normal urge to fuck every man/woman (depending on your oreintation) that you see.
"What does this all mean Dr Dave, I like men/women?". Well you need to control your urges. You can't just go fuckeing everybody who you want to. Sure it would be "coo" and so forth, but there are real life concerns. You see a hot man/woman at the bus stop, you want to fuck the shit out of that. Well, hold on now, you cant just whip it out at the stop and tap dat, not where you live anyway. You see a man/woman in class, you want to bend her over the desk and teach her things. You're going to get campus security called on you, and probably mased.
"What can I do to keep save Doctor?". Well first off, keep your pants on. You cant get "giggy with it" with pants on, it's a known science fact (trust me on this).
Don't to raves. Now they sound fun, but with the spring feaver and the drugs, you'll fuck like tribbles and before long, have two kids and a ugly mini van. Do you want that? I don't think so.
If you do need to just tap that. Be safe. Take her to a motel room, not your place. Don't be the fool on this.
Also, wear protection. Guys, condoms are your friend. Ladies, birth control,a condom for him (if he forgot). For both you cooky folks, cab fare.
I hope this all helps. We all must do our part to get though till summer.
-Dr Dave
Food, work, and fresh air are overrated, anyway.