A moment in the brain of Kelly Brook

[headvoid]

Here is what horse face said recently.

Kelly recently returned from the USA where she was promoting her new film, Piranha 3D. "It's a big popcorn movie. It was fun to work on and it seems to have got a good response. The fans seem to love it.


"If you like horror and you like fish then go and see it," she said

I often think about my love of fish and horror and how little my needs are served.

Here is her horse face

Here is why boys like her.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecj7m_KFo_A[/YOUTUBE]

Dreadful woman

 

[The Tomtrek]

GAGH WILL THUMP YOU.


(I think she's quite nice)

 

[headvoid]

I am trying to initiate a mass neg campaign on me. THis seemed a logical choice to start the process.

 

[The Tomtrek]

If you say something bad about a certain other someone I will literally hate you forever.

 

[Gagh]

She has not got a fucking horse fice, you blind asswipe!


She IS dumb as a box of frogs, and most of what she says is the equivalent of verbal landfill BUT SHE'S THE FUCKING BEST LOOKING WOMAN ON THE PLANET, YOU FUCKING TICK-TURD!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I do like how her breasts exist.

 

[Tisiphone]

Frogs are actually smart musically.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is a pretty bad pic though.

Sometimes girls who are supposed to have "horse faces" I actually find hot. But then I'm banned from every stable in the land...

 

[Mentalist]

She really is stunningly beautiful. Totally vacant personality though.

 

[Gagh]

She's interviewed in this month's Total Film magazine about the upcoming clunker that is Piranha 3D. She says her management attempted to talk her out of doing it bacuase it would conform to everyone's stereotype of her - in a bikini jumping up and down and screeching with no intelligence - so she fired them.

She says something along the lines of "I'm just going to embrace this kind of role and run with it - have fun". That means she needed the money.


Still, they got her to dress up like Slave Girl Leia, so Kudos!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Someone had to.

 

[headvoid]

I'm waiting for her appearance in "Detective Kangaroo"

If you like mysteries and marsupials, then you should go and see it

(she has a nice bum actually, but that is all I am prepared to admit)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you ever worked with her.