CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
when mister brilbo cupcakeins was 384 year old he knew it was time to try to masturbate again
"it's been so long" he told his young nephew harry "so long without a wank. if i don't try now i may never wank again"
"i understand, uncle," siad harry, a good nepew if ever there was one. "i just have one request"
"what's that," said brilbo.
"please don't make me watch!" brilbo laughed heartily
"you are a good nephew if ever there was one," he said. "okay, run along you little scamp! go play with your friends."
"uncle, i'm 206 years old," said harry. "you know i ritually killed all my friends 6 years ago!"
"yes yes, just a figured of speech," said brilbo. "do you miss them?"
"yes, every day. but it was for the cause."
"for the cause!" nodded brilbo, gravely. "now get the hell out of here so i can wank my fat cock."
"haha, okay, uncy!" said harry, running outside. he stopped at the river bank. the merman was there, of course, he was never late. "all is going according to my designs," said harry, to the merman.
TO BE ONCITeUTINED
"it's been so long" he told his young nephew harry "so long without a wank. if i don't try now i may never wank again"
"i understand, uncle," siad harry, a good nepew if ever there was one. "i just have one request"
"what's that," said brilbo.
"please don't make me watch!" brilbo laughed heartily
"you are a good nephew if ever there was one," he said. "okay, run along you little scamp! go play with your friends."
"uncle, i'm 206 years old," said harry. "you know i ritually killed all my friends 6 years ago!"
"yes yes, just a figured of speech," said brilbo. "do you miss them?"
"yes, every day. but it was for the cause."
"for the cause!" nodded brilbo, gravely. "now get the hell out of here so i can wank my fat cock."
"haha, okay, uncy!" said harry, running outside. he stopped at the river bank. the merman was there, of course, he was never late. "all is going according to my designs," said harry, to the merman.
TO BE ONCITeUTINED