A New Freckle

[Mirah]

Oh hello,
when did you arrive?


OHMYGODIHAVECANCERGETMETOTHEMAYOCLINICORSOMETHING

JUSTKIDDINGIDON'TREALLYHAVECANCERIAMJUSTPRETENDINGTOBEOVERREACTIVE

 

[CaptainWacky]

i have red blotches on my right arm and they seem to have moved and grown bigger over the years but they've been there so long I don't think about it?

 

[Cassie]

You should name your new freckle Starbuck.

 

[Mirah]

Thats a great idea!

Someone tried to open a store called "Dumb Starbucks"

I don't know anymore details

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure Starbucks took kindly to that!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Dumb Starbucks store turned out to be a prank as part of some comedian's TV show.

 

[Cassie]

There was even an article in the newspaper about it this morning. BUT I was talking about Starbuck from BSG. That would make your new freckle a bad ass space lady.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has a good idea here.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would name it Spot, after Data's cat. But then I don't get laid very often.

 

['Gear]

My motto is - Chances Are...It's Probably Cancer

 

[jack]

If that's the case then Don't Answer

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are my arm blotches.

 

['Gear]

Have you considered the possibility that it's something horrible?

Also, you could be moulting. It'd be kind of cool to have a Wacky skin right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm constantly considering that possibility about everything that happens to me at all times.

 

['Gear]

If I had a Gearskin I'd use an intricate network of strings and wires to hang it from the ceiling in a messianic pose.