No, I am NOT fucking kidding. If you click the spoiler tag, you WILL see a picture of my cock. I don't want to hear any fuckin' whining if you clicked it expecting to see a photo of a gigantic chicken, or some other gag photo. It's a picture of my penis.
*waits to see how many people clicked it thinking he was joking despite the disclaimer*

*waits to see how many people clicked it thinking he was joking despite the disclaimer*