CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(A white man, a black man, and a man wearing a mask and gloves so you can't see his race are standing on the stage, side by side, all looking serious. The masked guy has a serious mask on. They stare deeply into the audience for a full five minutes to really make them think.)
White Man: What do you?
Black Man: Do you see my colour?
Masked Man: Do you see my soul?
White Man: Do you see busy little bess buzzing to and fro?
Black Man: Do you see the rainbows in my mind?
Masked Man: Do you see King Zangoo The Fifth of planet Xhevo nine?
White Man: YOU SHOULDN'T!
Black Man: You should see three men just like you.
Masked Man: Just like you!
White Man: Unless you're a woman, of course.
Black Man: I have no love for their kind.
Masked Man: That offends me.
Black Man: As a black man I know what it's like to be offended.
Masked Man: Yes, you would, wouldn't you.
Black Man: Ha, you fell for my clever plan! I'm not offended by anything. Life is but a silly dance and our partner in that dance is fate. You could say "######" right now and I wouldn't punch you in the face.
White Man: ######.
(The white man punches the masked man in the face.)
Masked Man: But why! He wasn't offended, why should you be!
White Man: Blacks do not have a monolopy on being offended! Racism disgust my sinews. You got what you deserved, masky.
Black Man: I agree.
(The black man kicks the masked man in the balls.)
Black Man: That's for offended my friend.
White Man: You think of me as a friend, despite our differences?
Black Man: Of course. You are a sensitive soul.
(The Masked Man stands up, with effort, still in pain.)
Masked Man: I was offended too!
Black Man: You were the one who said it!
Masked Man: Yes, under duress!
White Man: Are you black? Not that it is relevant!
Masked Man: You will see.
(He takes his mask off. He's gay! You can tell by his face.)
White Man: Aaaaaaah, now I see.
Black Man: Aaaaaaah, as do I.
Masked Man: I love you both.
Black Man: I'm gay as well as black.
(They start kissing passionately.)
White Man: Get a room you faggots!
(They stop and stare at him menacingly...then both laugh! He laughs too. They stop again, grap him, and throw him into the audience roughly, taking out the first two rows.)
Masked Man: You can joke about it but you are not permitted to laugh.
Black Man: Agreed.
(The mutually masturbate for five minutes.)
FIN
White Man: What do you?
Black Man: Do you see my colour?
Masked Man: Do you see my soul?
White Man: Do you see busy little bess buzzing to and fro?
Black Man: Do you see the rainbows in my mind?
Masked Man: Do you see King Zangoo The Fifth of planet Xhevo nine?
White Man: YOU SHOULDN'T!
Black Man: You should see three men just like you.
Masked Man: Just like you!
White Man: Unless you're a woman, of course.
Black Man: I have no love for their kind.
Masked Man: That offends me.
Black Man: As a black man I know what it's like to be offended.
Masked Man: Yes, you would, wouldn't you.
Black Man: Ha, you fell for my clever plan! I'm not offended by anything. Life is but a silly dance and our partner in that dance is fate. You could say "######" right now and I wouldn't punch you in the face.
White Man: ######.
(The white man punches the masked man in the face.)
Masked Man: But why! He wasn't offended, why should you be!
White Man: Blacks do not have a monolopy on being offended! Racism disgust my sinews. You got what you deserved, masky.
Black Man: I agree.
(The black man kicks the masked man in the balls.)
Black Man: That's for offended my friend.
White Man: You think of me as a friend, despite our differences?
Black Man: Of course. You are a sensitive soul.
(The Masked Man stands up, with effort, still in pain.)
Masked Man: I was offended too!
Black Man: You were the one who said it!
Masked Man: Yes, under duress!
White Man: Are you black? Not that it is relevant!
Masked Man: You will see.
(He takes his mask off. He's gay! You can tell by his face.)
White Man: Aaaaaaah, now I see.
Black Man: Aaaaaaah, as do I.
Masked Man: I love you both.
Black Man: I'm gay as well as black.
(They start kissing passionately.)
White Man: Get a room you faggots!
(They stop and stare at him menacingly...then both laugh! He laughs too. They stop again, grap him, and throw him into the audience roughly, taking out the first two rows.)
Masked Man: You can joke about it but you are not permitted to laugh.
Black Man: Agreed.
(The mutually masturbate for five minutes.)
FIN
