A Poem

[The Question]

No' I lay me doon tae sleep
Gang oot of here ye feckin' creep
If yer still stood there when I wake
I'll brain yi wi' a feckin rake

 

[Loktar]

Goodness sake!
You'll brain me with a rake?
Even if that rake is up your ass?
Sweet dreams, my anally raped lass

 

[Volpone]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[The Question]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who'd defecate into a bucket
And though that shock comes first
It's by far not the worst
For when he was done, he'd turn 'n' fuck it