A poll about bears and MFers.

[Dr Dave]

A bear eats a Mfer in the forrest and nobody is around to see it, did a duck quack at midnight?

 

[Loktar]

*insert youtube video of Dr Dave getting eaten by a bear*

 

[headvoid]

There is only one true answer. It is a logical answer as well.

 

[Loktar]

Youtube of Loktar vs. Bears.

[YOUTUBE]hIxQifIOLck[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Cassie]

FBI is probably twinkish enough to be eaten by a bear.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You were wise to leave me out of this poll (LOL POLE)

 

[Ishcabittle]

without the option to vote for curiousa2z i cannot participate.

C'MON, I MEAN, SHE'S CANADIAN. IT'S ABSOLUTELY RANK WITH BEARS UP THER.

 

[Henoch]

I voted for Loktar. It's always been a matter of time before it happens IMO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's me.

 

[Loktar]

I voted for Loktar. It's always been a matter of time before it happens IMO.

I think I'll be able to fend them off IMO.

 

[Mirah]

I voted Susie, because I am going to take her on a long walk in the woods. She will never come back with me. I am not sure what happened. But she is gone now and we will all mourn her passing.

 

[Yub]

I voted Cassie. I'm mailing her a bear. SHHHH, IT'S A SECRET.

 

[Dr Dave]

I voted Susie, because I am going to take her on a long walk in the woods. She will never come back with me. I am not sure what happened. But she is gone now and we will all mourn her passing.

We will?

 

[headvoid]

Wacky is from Scotland, the only bears there work on the oil rigs as pole dancers.

Tomtrek would argue with a bear over the colour of it's fur and cause it's brain to melt with the logic of its arguement - therefore he is safe.

Cassie HAS A GUN AND KNOWS HOW TO USE IT

Dr Dave may get attacked, but he always has his medical supplies to fall back on. PILLZLOL are renowned as a good bear wound treatment.

Tisiphone would dazzle the bear with her flaming hair.

FBI is young and funky enough to go walkabout in Yellowstone cos he IS A RADICAL YOUTH. He is therefore AT RISK...

Curious is down with the hood, she is obviously going to know the score with bears - therefore she is safe.

Loktar would stand for none of this bear fight crap, and would shout any bear down...

I am potentially a bear food candidate, but I would show him my new six pack (seriously, I have one now RAWR) and he would shit not only in the woods, but also in his underwear.

Further would also, like LOktar, stand for none of this shit

Susie is obviously unable to enter the Bears reality, so hard to see how that might happen.


ERGO - LOGIC MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[CaptainWacky]

It makes sense.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not just sense, LOGICAL SENSE.

headvoid may be a vulcan.

 

[Loktar]

Not just sense, LOGICAL SENSE.

headvoid may be a vulcan.

Or a Romulan spy masquerading as a Vulcan.

 

[Tisiphone]

After reading Headvoid's post, my choice was easy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And FBI hasn't posted since...

 

[Cassie]

Use your shaving kit mirror to flash an SOS to the search planes, FBI!