CaptainWacky
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(Charely has arrived at the BNP rally where Emily is set to make an apperance. Charely runs up and hugs her.)
Charely: Oh Emily, Wacky told me such terrible things!
Emily: What things?
Charely: That you've turned to the racist side! That you keep saying "######" in press interviews to promote yourself as some kind of super racist!
Emily: You couldn't possibily understand how powerful I've become.
Charely: You're a good person don't do this!
Emily: I won't lose my fame the way Shabnam no doubt has!
Charely: Not being funny or nothing, yeah, and of course I AIN'T EVEN BOTHERED or nothing, but being a racist is bang out of order!
Emily: Come with me! Together we could rule the BNP! Nick Griffin has forseen this!
(Charely backs away, starting to cry.)
Charely: Emily I ain't being funny or nothing...but you're going down a road I can't follow. I don't know who you are anymore! You're breaking my heart!
(Wacky steps out of Charely's van where he was stowing away.)
Emily: I see how it is...YOU'RE WITH HIM!
Charely: No! I ain't with him or nothing! ACK!
(Emily grabs Charely around the neck.)
Wacky: Let her go, Emily.
Emily: Racism has made me more powerful than you could possible imagine.
Wacky: LET. HER. GO.
(Emily lets go of Charely who collapses on the ground.)
Emily: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Wacky: You have done that yourself!
Emily: If you're not with me, you're against me! You...
Wacky: Don't say that word!
Emily: You...
Wacky: Don't try it! I have the moral highground.
Emily: YOU ######!!!!!
(Wacky cuts her legs and arms off with his penis, somehow.)
Wacky: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!! You were supposed to win Big Brother, not get kicked out for saying "######"! You were my masturbation fantasy! I loved you!
Emily: I HATE YOU!!!!
(He walks away sadly shaking his head as she writhes around. The BNP arrive.)
Nick Griffin: Good...she's still alive...
BNP underling: She's got no arms or legs! What are you going to do, boss?
Nick Griffin: That's easy! I'm going to rape her!
Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Charely: Oh Emily, Wacky told me such terrible things!
Emily: What things?
Charely: That you've turned to the racist side! That you keep saying "######" in press interviews to promote yourself as some kind of super racist!
Emily: You couldn't possibily understand how powerful I've become.
Charely: You're a good person don't do this!
Emily: I won't lose my fame the way Shabnam no doubt has!
Charely: Not being funny or nothing, yeah, and of course I AIN'T EVEN BOTHERED or nothing, but being a racist is bang out of order!
Emily: Come with me! Together we could rule the BNP! Nick Griffin has forseen this!
(Charely backs away, starting to cry.)
Charely: Emily I ain't being funny or nothing...but you're going down a road I can't follow. I don't know who you are anymore! You're breaking my heart!
(Wacky steps out of Charely's van where he was stowing away.)
Emily: I see how it is...YOU'RE WITH HIM!
Charely: No! I ain't with him or nothing! ACK!
(Emily grabs Charely around the neck.)
Wacky: Let her go, Emily.
Emily: Racism has made me more powerful than you could possible imagine.
Wacky: LET. HER. GO.
(Emily lets go of Charely who collapses on the ground.)
Emily: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Wacky: You have done that yourself!
Emily: If you're not with me, you're against me! You...
Wacky: Don't say that word!
Emily: You...
Wacky: Don't try it! I have the moral highground.
Emily: YOU ######!!!!!
(Wacky cuts her legs and arms off with his penis, somehow.)
Wacky: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!! You were supposed to win Big Brother, not get kicked out for saying "######"! You were my masturbation fantasy! I loved you!
Emily: I HATE YOU!!!!
(He walks away sadly shaking his head as she writhes around. The BNP arrive.)
Nick Griffin: Good...she's still alive...
BNP underling: She's got no arms or legs! What are you going to do, boss?
Nick Griffin: That's easy! I'm going to rape her!
Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
