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A Question for All of My European Friends...

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I won't generalize because Gagh always get horribly offended so I'll just say, when I watch House Hunters International I notice that 9 times out of 10 the washing machine is in the kitchen. At first I thought it was because the homes are a bit smaller but then I noticed that even in larger homes the washer was in the kitchen. Why is that? Is it a plumbing thing? I just would not like my clean close around my kitchen nor would I want my dirty clothes in my kitchen, yucks me out a bit. And what's the deal with the washer? Is it some sort of washer/dryer combo we don't have here in the States? Or am I to assume you're line drying your clothes?
 
I noticed that on "How Clean is your House".
 
Its plumbing thing usually ,I have a washer dryer combi in the kitchen , under the sink is the only place I can connect to the water and refuse pipes

It also makes a handy chopping board...
 
I never thought about it before. Now I'll never be able to wear clothes again...
 
You guys must have weird plumbing!
 
It all comes out in the wash.
 
Its plumbing thing usually ,I have a washer dryer combi in the kitchen , under the sink is the only place I can connect to the water and refuse pipes

It also makes a handy chopping board...

Okay, good and thank you, that's what I figured but you never know and of all the things to intrigue me, that one just really does/did.

Now on to my next question. WHAT THE FUCK?! Why don't we have a cool washer and dryer in one?! What back woods U.S. test market didn't want that genius invention?!
 
Okay, good and thank you, that's what I figured but you never know and of all the things to intrigue me, that one just really does/did.

Now on to my next question. WHAT THE FUCK?! Why don't we have a cool washer and dryer in one?! What back woods U.S. test market didn't want that genius invention?!


They can be temperamental, I think they were designed as a space saving device , it drys everything except towels and my hakamas ( Dont ask its a long long story)

As most american homes,gardens etc are the size of a small european country, guess there no need for space saving technology..
 
I have no idea - it's nearly always tradtionally been that way. Mine is in an enclosed area in the porch with the gas boiler.


And thanks for the umpteenth name drop.
 
I name drop because I care...And secretly love you...Or something.

And Wills reminds me of another thing. In the U.S. we call our outdoor spaces the front and/or back YARD but most Europeans call it the garden. When most Americans think of a garden it's one specific area, like a patch of vegetables, fruit or flowers would be a garden but that's generally only one part of the yard.
 
If all your yards are so tiny, where do British children go to play/hit each other with rocks?

Aren't your playgrounds filled with PEDOPHILES?
 
"Yard" sounds like it would be all concrete and full of HALF BRICKS to me. Children play in the road then swear at cars.
 
Why is it that all Eastern European lads are taught how to swallow their own foot whole?
 
Ask VICTOR AND EMILIA.
 
Did you have tires bolted to rotting plank on top of asphalt in your playgrounds, too, or were you denied that pleasure?
 
I remember there was a condom in our school playground for weeks and we used to throw it at each other.
 
You Lucky Lucky bastard. we DREAMED of having dirty condoms to throw at each other.
 
What's this 'playground' y'all are speaking of?
 
They mean the ashpiles by the town incinerator.
 
Your town had ashpiles? YOU WERE LUCKY. We had to get up at midnight to scrub the volcano!
 
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