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A Question For Drug Users

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

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Like you Menty.

My wife has two cats. One is ok, but the other is a dick toward me. I want to give that one some LSD and entertain myself. I've never dropped acid, but I know someone who'll give me some.

Question: how much is a safe amount for a 10 pound tomcat? I don't want to kill it, I just want to watch it trip out, and possibly cause acid flashbacks later if I chase it.

I'm a virgin here, so someone give me some advice.
 
Don't do it. Unless you fancy clearing up shit and piss for the rest of the cats life. If you must a little bit of dope would do the deed better.
 
I dont know what "real" LSD is these days, having done some in the day, I can tell you that LSD probably works different in cats, but its all body weight anyway. probably 100 mcg should produce the desired effect.

You can also just take an ordinary sock and put it over the cats head, and that will do the trick without fucking the cat up permanently. You'll be thoroughly entertained as the cat tries to unsuccessfully get the sock off its head while all its senses are blocked and it becomes intensely claustrophobic.
 
jack said:
I dont know what "real" LSD is these days, having done some in the day, I can tell you that LSD probably works different in cats, but its all body weight anyway. probably 100 mcg should produce the desired effect.

You can also just take an ordinary sock and put it over the cats head, and that will do the trick without fucking the cat up permanently. You'll be thoroughly entertained as the cat tries to unsuccessfully get the sock off its head while all its senses are blocked and it becomes intensely claustrophobic.
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Ok, thanks.

No, I want this cat to hallucinate. I want it to see me and hear me and freak out in terror.
 
If you're taking drugs and haven't a legitimate medical issue...then you're on drugs halfwit! Fuck drugs!!!!
 
Starship Coyote said:
Like you Menty.

My wife has two cats. One is ok, but the other is a dick toward me. I want to give that one some LSD and entertain myself. I've never dropped acid, but I know someone who'll give me some.

Question: how much is a safe amount for a 10 pound tomcat? I don't want to kill it, I just want to watch it trip out, and possibly cause acid flashbacks later if I chase it.

I'm a virgin here, so someone give me some advice.
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Can you spot the lie in this post? Hint: it comes in the first two sentences :D
 
Jack! Oi Jack!!! You queer little arse_end! Ya flapping engorged mud_flaps are bleeding! Take a load off and fuck orf... the entire forum has had a gutfull of your wort & bleed! Just go...you're like a bad smell!
 
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